Besides, why is the MEAL the key part here? Does Pence have some sort of sexual obsession with food? Probably not, so it means that he can’t actually ever be alone with a woman, at all. What does he do if he gets stuck in an elevator with one? How has he conducted his entire professional life without ever having a…

And they think somehow that being UNPAID makes the difference. Bitch, at this point, we’d pay your family to leave the country and never come back.

Ha! Did he look like one of the guys from Spartacus? I loved Blood and Sand, even if they weren’t calling ME “domina.”

That is nice. I crossroad where I live is named Sylvan, and it always makes me think of glades and trees and streams and stuff. And anyone with a decent vocabulary should know the word, so it’s not a “weird” made-up name.

Wait, so does this not work with a pass code, then?

I had a guy painting my kitchen once, and he asked if he needed to set up barricades so my dog wouldn’t trample through the kitchen. (I work from home.) I told him, nah, he’ll just sleep up on my bed until 11, because he knows that’s time to go to the dog park.

AH, thank you! I was misremembering. It’s the koala bear that is not a bear, merely a koala. A panda bear is full-on bear.

Cute, but not a good bear. Not a bear at all.

I’ve made this exact argument with the wife of a Hobby Lobby store manager that I know on FB. Her response? Absolutely, they should be able to cut whatever they want. Because everyone has a choice to work there or not, and they know what will be offered in healthcare before they take the job.

Basically, they’re trying to breed out the poors (which means anyone not excessively wealthy). Either people won’t be able to afford to have children, or they’ll have them but the children die from lack of care during pregnancy and childhood. This is just blatant evil.  

Sadly, this is kinda like the session my company had to discuss “Women in IT” with a executive speaker from Google. She basically said that there’s no way to have children and focus on a career, so you have to choose. And also, that 10 of her 11 employees are men, because they were better.

Dude, Tom, I’m going to run out of xanax. This is awful.

Though isn’t the annual pay for a president 400k? He cost us more than that on his first Saturday in office.

I have a cousin who was pushing that newish makeup line, the one with the mascara that has the filaments in it or whatever. It became so nonstop! At first, I just stopped her posts from appearing on my wall. THEN she started sending mass messages to people! Fuck it, I just unfriended and blocked her. WTF.

Oh yeah, if you have to take our Governor, even Michigan would understand everyone giving up on us.

But Michigan brings American AND Lafayette coneys. And Mackinac Island.

That happened to me the one time I smoked, too. I couldn’t move. And I was embarrassed to let my friends know that I couldn’t move. I’d concentrate for 20 minutes before I was able to move my arm. It was freaking terrifying.

I have this, from the 90s. Weighs a fuckton. I LOVE IT. Still have the box, too!

I know exactly what you mean. Max was my soul dog.

I just invested in these on kickstarter — packing cubes, but they compress your clothes to take up less space. I’m cautiously hopeful.

I just invested in these on kickstarter — packing cubes, but they compress your clothes to take up less space. I’m…