Freedom of religion is a sacred right, but it [is] also a right under threat, all around us, and the world is under serious, serious threat, in so many different ways, and I’ve never seen it so much and so openly as since I took the position of president.

I wish someone in the media would troll a bit and set up Ryan and Pence as Trump adversaries and increase his suspicion of them, kind of like:

Agreed! This is Maxwell Smart, ALSO a shelter pup whom I adopted at 10 months old. (Him, not me.) He passed away 5 months ago at an impressive 13.5 years of age for a half Lab/half Akita mix. (OMG, he’d hate that I’m sharing the pic with the tongue. Max was badass and alpha and independant, and hearing people look at…

Authority when it comes to an issue of actual concern, yes. Authority to act like assholes for shits and giggles, no. Everyone is entitled to be treated like a human being if they are presenting no immediate threat. To believe otherwise is to assume we should live in a police state where we have no rights at all.

Am I the only person that immediately thought man, wtf, why don’t her bra and panties match? That stuff’s probably handmade for her. I don’t get it.

Yeah, it’s because on some level they imagine they’re DEA and not just a customs official.

My first job out of college was working for a customs brokerage firm working on temporary import bonds for equipment imported from overseas, Canada and Mexico for testing purposes. I live in Detroit. I’ve been to Canada twice, and both times were before that job. I am bone deep terrified of customs officers, because…

Back in high school, I was a hostess at Chi-Chi’s Mexican Restaurante. From the front of the restaurant, there was a straight path all the way to the back, with booths across the left side and the rooms full of tabletops on the right. Without fail, about once a month, someone would come running down that walkway…

Maybe I’m taking this too seriously, but it looks like it might be a souffle of some kind that’s surrounded by parchment paper. The parchment paper is tied around the souffle dish because the souffle will puff up higher, and the parchment is there (tied in place with the string) to hold the growing souffle in place…

I wonder if there’s a higherarchy of where they sit, or if most ppl rush in to get those end seats with the little tables. (Why those are not snapped up in this pic, I have no idea. Spot for your drink! And iphone!)

And the people who have to cover for this new employee and make up the difference might care, but the top execs? They won’t. Because if they give a deadline, the workers meet that deadline or pay the price. An exec who fires someone because they feel like it isn’t even going to consider the peripheral ramifications on…

I’ll bet their feelings about PP didn’t stop them from more than once saying, “Aw, c’mon, baby, it just feels better bare.”

Keep pointing this, exactly, out! There’s nothing that will enrage the bad man more than people from other countries making fun of him. And let’s face it, even Paul Ryan and Pence will kick him to the curb if he goes after any country but the ones with “brown” people. And Trump won’t EVER go after a country where he…

I work with product owners in my company who speak exactly like that. It’s 100% because they have no idea what they’re talking about, so they speak to fill time so your brain gets too tired to try to figure out wtf they’re talking about, and later when they want to blame you for something, they can say, “We TALKED…

Mmm... tastes like a fully vested 401k.

Queen Elizabeth II. She’d love to have us back!

So...what actually happens now? Does Usain Bolt have to physically give the medal back? What if he doesn’t want to? Are they going to chase him for it? They’re not going to catch him.

Hahaha, I’m crying. This shit show just keeps getting more ridiculous.

I think you’re underestimating Paul Ryan and Pence. I think when anything like the pipelines comes up, they intentionally distract TRUMP into paying attention to the latest comments about something like the inauguration numbers. Then they just get him to haphazardly sign whatever they want so Trump can run off to…

I wonder, can he make White House staffers sign DNRs? I wouldn’t think so, since he can prevent them from sharing corporate secrets, but personal anecdotes? He’s just an employer.