And more incoherent throughout his speech. Near the end, he was outright babbling.

He was a jerk. The type of father who, even though he could put a car together with his bare hands, wouldn’t go with me to the place to get new tires, even though he knew they’d screw me over without him. But that year when they were divorcing was rough. He’d also told me he didn’t know what life would be like with…

Funny, I’d actually noticed that. The guy is such white trash I figured maybe the logo had Obama’s name over it, so he made someone put a post-it over it.

My father was only (heh, “only”) emotionally abusive to my mother, and to 16-year-old me, but I can still clearly recall that after she filed for divorce he went out of his way to try to get me to ask her to change her mind, because he knew how terrifying the idea was for her. (This is a man that lived in the house…

Back in the day before you had to have a ticket to send someone off at their flight, I went with a friend to see her off to Indianapolis, just to find out her flight was cancelled. As we were walking away, a older Japanese lady asked me, in halting English, what “cancelled” means. I started to explain that it was…

No. That thing looks scary as hell.

Dude’s an asshole, but straight up, that is the NICEST fucking Dairy Queen I have ever seen. It’s like a Dairy Queen cathedral. Granted, every one in my area is older than I am... which is significantly old.

Like I said somewhere else, I bet Trump insists Avanka be referred to as the First Lady. I bet he’ll insist that there’s nothing in the constitution that says a First Lady has to be a WIFE.

If it could access my amazon playlist constantly and stream for free, that would be awesome. Only have to update my playlist in one place, rather than updating my USB drive for my car. (Because I use sync to access songs by voice, which is easier than messing with the phone to access via Siri, and use up the battery.)

Chanel Iman has an unfair advantage over most of us because she is a supermodel but still, this Rube Goldberg of a contraption dress is cute.

Like Their Boss, Most of Donald Trump’s Cabinet Picks Still Haven’t Disclosed Conflicts of Interest

I wonder who he’ll choose to dance his first Presidential dance with. Will Melania be left fuming on the sidelines?

That’s exactly what I wish non-supporters would do during his inauguration and walk. (Is he going to do that walk through the streets? Are his people going to be carrying oxygen for him?) I wish protesters would fill the streets and just turn and BE SILENT as he passes.

I think it’s even more than that. I think he gets off on people (especially women) being FORCED to be polite to him. The more someone hates him, the more he wants to see them in a position where they have to be courteous to him.

If I know the smell you’re talking about, it was the fish. That’s my strongest memory of Sea World, too — that fish smell from the fish you could hand-feed to the dolphins. (And, presumably other animals, too? But I only remember the dolphins.)

I had two grown men FLIP OUT in my car once because there was a string hanging out of the glove compartment that they imagined was attached to a tampon.

I wonder if he’ll get rid of the Resolute Desk and replace it with something in a gold and ivory.

I just wish we could guarantee that all those in the audience against Trump would be completely, echoingly silent, rather than screaming in protest. Trump hears screams of disgust and anger, and he thinks they’re cheers. Deafening silence would have a HUGE hit to his ego.

I bet Trump will declare outright that “First Lady” was never intended to be a title for the President’s wife ONLY, that it’s just an honorary title for whatever woman stands at the President’s side. And he’ll insist everyone refer to Invanka as the First Lady.

I think she was beautiful BEFORE the surgeries, but she destroyed what beauty she had.