I’m with you. All I can think is how sweaty I’d be, and how that fabric would adhere to my skin.
AdeleT
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DAMMIT, it only works on this article. Crazy!
OMG what the hell, I kept trying to star your comment and every time I did the number of votes went down. WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?
Nerd.
Okay, this is going to be super sad and super rough, so maybe read later with a glass of wine and your pup by your side, so you can kiss her snooter to make you feel better...
Oh my GOD working at the movie theatre on Christmas was awful. But Thanksgiving was the WORST. People feel entitled as hell on holidays.
Of course it isn’t! It’s “moosers” as in: “Look at you little moosers with your giant mooser snooters I just wanna smooch.”
As a proud graduate of the University of Michigan, home of the Wolverines, I assure you, they are completely real and extremely mean little fuckers. Imagine an extremely volatile ferret.
I LEARNED THINGS!
Trevor Noah and the Daily Show recapped this kind of thing. Trump outright says in a speech that it was just a thing to say that sounded good.
I don’t blame the judge for that. I blame him for creating a legal precedent which states clearly that pets are possessions with no inherent value other than the monetary.
My dog’s name was Maxwell Smart. But sometimes I’d call him Sir Maxwell J. Smart Piddlesworth III, Esquire. No wonder he looked at me like I was weird.
But, say you had a parent that was 98 and some procedure they needed wasn’t covered by insurance and would cost $5k. You’re telling me that people wouldn’t stop and think about it? The thing with pets is that we know they have a short life expectancy, too. And you’re not only paying that much money, it’s also balanced…
My thing is, their legal value should be viewed in terms of what they mean TO US. I mean, if someone stole a quarter, it’s just a quarter. But what if it was the first quarter you ever made? Or if it was the quarter your grandpa took with him to the war, to call home to his wife when it was over but he never got to…
Okay, I have to ask... is it Henri as pronounced the french way, “Ehn-ree?” Because he looks like that’s what he’d prefer.
Right! I don’t get people for whom love is so quantifiable that they say you can’t love a dog like you love a child. Love is love. If you love, love with 100% of the love you have to give, or don’t fucking bother. These are the same people who’ll have a favorite kid, or will outright say they love their children more…
Just a word as an FYI -- the kid versions are really, really bad choice-wise. Because the software they install for all the kid-friendly stuff takes up almost all the space, and limits how many apps/books can be added. You’re better off getting a normal adult version and setting parental controls.
Am I the only one who read this in my head with an Australian accent? I BET I’M NOT!
You have GOT to check out Dracula 2000, then. It’s one of my all-time faves, because it’s so awful. Yet there’s Gerard Butler, acting the shit out of it, and he’s not even listed on the poster!
It was a very short story.. more of a thinker. About a church where the sheet from the wedding night of every female in the family’s history was displayed, sheet after sheet, row after row, with their virgin blood stains. Until the single white, unblemished sheet, displayed alongside.