Am I the only one who read this in my head with an Australian accent? I BET I’M NOT!

You have GOT to check out Dracula 2000, then. It’s one of my all-time faves, because it’s so awful. Yet there’s Gerard Butler, acting the shit out of it, and he’s not even listed on the poster!

It was a very short story.. more of a thinker. About a church where the sheet from the wedding night of every female in the family’s history was displayed, sheet after sheet, row after row, with their virgin blood stains. Until the single white, unblemished sheet, displayed alongside.

The one I liked was the Isak Dinesen short story “The Blank Page.” It always made me think of how limiting people try to act like a woman’s period is.

Oh for fuck’s actual sake. What is wrong with people? I’m so glad I didn’t have kids. People make me sick. Your poor little baby nephew. I hope someone tore into that woman.

Being from Michigan, I’ve thought about this, too. I think it wasn’t so much a reaction against Obama, as it was a reaction against the incredibly wealthy CEOs of the auto industry. Somehow they all imagine that Trump is NOT a selfish, money-hungry CEO, and I don’t get that.

Keep it classy, Detroit!

Which seems like not a big deal, but I remember in high school I had one of those gel candles list, when all of a sudden it sounded like a firework going off and the entire TOP of the candle was a low flame. But, it kept making that sparking/searing noise until the entire top lip of the glass jar fell off. That thing…

I just can’t decide if my mom and her husband would actually USE an echo dot. I have an Echo, and even I use it solely for the verbal commands for music while i’m exercising (in the basement). If it made their lives even easier, it would be awesome. But there’s the $200 bluetooth phone set I got them SOLELY so they…

I just can’t decide if my mom and her husband would actually USE an echo dot. I have an Echo, and even I use it…

It would have to be by mask, and have to be 100% carbon monoxide. If it’s not 100% (such as suicides by car fumes, etc) those deaths can actually be extremely brutal, including seizures, vomiting, etc, while you’re fully aware. And ensuring 100% immediate ingestion would be tough. Plus, it would leak out into the…

While Smith’s executioners waited for the sedative to work, he underwent two consciousness tests, which consist of “the corrections officer calling out Smith’s name, brushing his eyebrows back, and pinching him under his left arm.”

I just checked my listings, and it shows the Daily Show on Monday 12/12 is a repeat. The one on 12/13 is listed as new, though. No guest is listed on either date.

He’s Catholic, man. Free wine for everyone! (As long as you also eat the body of Christ, of course.) But more than one altar boy has gotten drunk off the church wine.

My oldest sister and her friends once had some sort of go-in when Tom Arnold was dating his girlfriend (wife? former wife? I’m really not interested in this enough to google it) who was from a nearby Michigan city. I think they were 19 at the time, same age as his girlfriend as I recall. He was notably NOT 19 or…

LOL, that is exactly what happened with me.

Also her Guild Hunter series! Ah, Raphael..

You might want to consider JD Robb, Sherrilyn Kenyon, and Nalini Singh definitely. JR Ward has some great urban romances. Jeaniene Frost’s Night Prince series is made of awesome.  

Here’s the thing... only use actual, normal mayo. By that I mean, don’t use olive oil mayo or anything like that. Because the trick is that mayo gets the bread nice and crispy as long as it’s not too “wet” — in the same way real butter is amazing, but margarine leaves the bread a bit soggy, so you end up over cooking…

That was exactly what I was coming here to say! Lol. Like, I was going to buy a couple until I saw how tight they were on the itty bitty arms of those women. YIKES.

That was exactly what I was coming here to say! Lol. Like, I was going to buy a couple until I saw how tight they…

Yeah, there are some where you kinda don’t have other options. Jacqueline, for example. You sound like an uptight asshole if you ask everyone to use your full name.