I just had a guy on facebook ask me for one “absolutely true instance where Donald Trump was racist.” I think my brain exploded. Like, it’s one thing to support him DESPITE his racism.. but at least acknowledge you’re doing it. Don’t try to act like the whole world is gaslighting you.

Plus, we’re reading into things! That isn’t what he MEANT. He was joking! We shouldn’t take him LITERALLY. He wasn’t using WORDS to communicate actual THOUGHTS. Geez!

That’s what I’d understood, too.. that basically Obama had to fight to get a phone for basics, but for security reasons they have to turn off EVERYTHING, because it would be too easy to hack, they can’t trust the president to not put it down somewhere and get it stolen, etc.

Look at Trump’s face. He is scared shitless. I bet he’s desperately trying to find a way out of this, or making Pence SUPER SWEAR he won’t have to do anything remotely resembling actual presidenting.

And yet all these Trump supporters, when presented with what Donald Trump ACTUALLY SAID OUT LOUD TO HUMAN PEOPLE, keep responding that he wasn’t being literal, or geez he was joking, or stop reading into it. What the hell? IT IS WHAT HE SAID. WORDS MEAN THINGS. How can they all be pretending that this isn’t what he…

Y’all saw this shit, right? Just happened today.

I know some women report that they still have light periods afterwards. Maybe it depends on what time during your cycle you have it done? I had the nova sure procedure turn out to be like three days after my period ended. I can honestly say I never had even the slightest period again. Not a thing. And they put you out…

Yep, I had general anesthesia in the dr office. So I wasn’t awake at all. Rather than my usual dr, I went to a specialized Women’s Health obgyn clinic, because this was specifically what I wanted, so I wanted to go somewhere where they were familiar with the process. I made an appointment and said this is what I…

Well, I’d told my dr that I had irregular flows, and sometimes heavy, and that’s why I wanted it, PLUS, I’d already had Essure, so.. My insurance even covered it (because it was considered medical due to the flow issues). It wasn’t even an issue. I basically was like “this period thing is annoying” and my dr said…

See, I was very lucky, because I didn’t have any pain at all. A little.. hmm.. pressure, I guess I’d say? When I got home, it felt like I was having very light cramps. But I took a nap and was fine when I woke.

I had Essure done on my birthday seven years ago as a gift to myself. I’ve never had a problem, and am very happy with the decision. I knew from a very young age that I never wanted kids, but didn’t want to go full surgical like a ligation. Essure was a happy medium. I’m conked out for a while and wake up to a…

I had started seeing a therapist mostly because of my overwhelming grief after losing my dog a couple of months ago (and also because of extreme anxiety issues, and a general “this world fucking sucks” viewpoint)... she was nice and all, and sympathetic about my pup. But I could tell she was a happy person. A happy…

Can you imagine working for the government now, and having to know you’ll be one of the people who’ll have to look him in the eye and call him “Mr. President”? The idea makes me want to vomit. Trash Dump Trump will never be a true president.

Plus, Nuclear Winter!

I thought overall consensus was that it was a tonsilolith. Gag. I actually have those, and they’re gross and annoying but one has never flung itself off my tonsil. That whole video made me want to barf. Similar to that one where the woman was on a newscast and picked her nose then licked it. I’m actually reflexively…

Then can someone please open a lawsuit against Trump immediately for spying on his wife’s ballot? It would be awesome to have his ballot thrown out so he couldn’t vote for himself.

I’m what I suppose you’d consider a liberal Republican. This morning my mom asked who I voted for (before quickly saying Oh! It’s none of my business! Like, Mom, you’re MOM.) I told her that of course I was voting for Hillary. 

I mean this in the nicest, most respectful way, yet also being completely honest — I’d pour one out for your father tonight (I lost my pup at the end of August, and the absolute MEANNESS of all this election stuff on TV has somehow made the heartache worse, because why the hell bother with this awful, sickening…

Yes! Isn’t it amazing that you could pick out your pup’s breathing out of a thousand dogs? Plus, most (non-dog-adoring) people don’t realize that dogs purr. My Max had a constant soft purr-y groan if he was feeling snoozy and you were scratching him in just the right spot. Who’d have imagined that I would give…

I do not use my Alexa to it’s real extent of purpose, I know. But what I use it for, I love, because I’d been looking for this option for years.

I do not use my Alexa to it’s real extent of purpose, I know. But what I use it for, I love, because I’d been…