So, I work remotely, and keep contact with my coworkers through instant messenger all day long. Years ago, for this same company, I had a boss who was very demanding about wanting you to reply The Moment she IMed you, because otherwise you could be doing anything and enjoying life while not working. (This is the same…

Right! I was asking a friend how he could vote for Trump considering how he speaks about women, considering my friend is married and has three daughters. The guy said eh, it’s been blown out of proportion, besides, the Liberals have made everything about being ‘politically correct’ nowadays.

Speaking as what I consider a “normal” Republican — though after this election cycle, it’s appearing more and more that *I* might be the exception, and not these.. people — I don’t know what to do in the future. These crazies obviously have all the power in the party, and will never let decent people move up. So what…

Not at all, I appreciate it! Even though it’s crazy, internally there’s always this worry that it’s ME. But for me, the hottest thing ever is seeing that I’m making the man I’m with feel good, so it’s deeply confusing that the men I’m with haven’t shown interest in what makes ME feel good.

It’s true. Women’s restrooms are a horror show.

I had a kid come to my door saying they were cleaning carpets for a marketing class, and is it okay if this guy cleaned my carpet. Turns out it was a Kirby salesman. Assholes.

My mom bought an Electrolux when I was 10. I vaguely remember her and my father fighting over it, because it was $400, and my father insisting she pay for it out of her ‘own’ money.

I know it SHOULD BE fun. I honestly think it’s a matter of the guys I’ve been with. Like I said, I’m shy, so there haven’t been that many, and I’ve been focused on my career for the past decade, which has severely restricted things. But the first guy I was with when I was 17-19, he was 5 years older, but I can…

Which is extremely frustrating, disheartening and embarrassing for those of us in our (ahem) 40s who’ve never been able to achieve anything ‘fun’ except on our own. Thank goodness for technology!

TMI Train, whoot whoot!

Just had some asshole in a shiny F250 lay on his horn behind me as I was waiting to turn left into a Tim Horton’s. And by lay on it, I mean sit on it honking for 10 full seconds. There was traffic preventing me from turning, so why was he doing this, you ask? Because I wasn’t getting into the left turn lane. Which I…

Right, like what, we should have pretended we didn’t know Chris Gaines was actually Garth Brooks? Just because he wanted to be?

Upside of this? I am TOTALLY going to order a drawing of my beloved pup (who just passed away). OMG her pics are just adorable.. and an artist’s rendering of my Max might help people be more comfortable in my house rather than the 100s of photos I have on every empty space. (I MISS MY BOY!)

A $50 donation bestows upon donors an autographed poster from Keegan’s “own collection” with a personalized message.

They need to make that Bacon Club Chalupa a regular on the menu. THEN I shall be satisfied. (Though they’re building a new Taco Bell only a mile away from me right now, and I’m a little concerned I may be ‘satisfied’ a bit too often, and my waistline won’t appreciate it.)

Yeah, man, we used to have those here in the US. They were called the Twister or some such exciting thing to motivate Midwesterners to purchase them on a pretty reliable timeline.. and it worked. They had like some spicy ranch sauce, as I recall. And basically just had one crispy chicken tender. Nice snack!

Thank you! I know I rambled off there for a bit. I kinda can’t help it. But silly little things like Internet strangers saying he was a handsome boy is really soothing in a strange way. So thank you, kind stranger!

This is my Maxwell Smart (whom you may have seen before, because I take EVERY OPPORTUNITY to share photos of him). He passed away August 25, on his 13 1/2 birthday. After having lived 17 months after being diagnosed with advanced liver cancer.

But dude is wearing a helmet and sunglasses. There wasn’t really anything there that screamed “cute” to me. And who knows what he looks like without that helmet! English Britney needs to be more circumspect. lol

Exactly. He was overwhelmed by segregation, too. The whole different water fountain thing was just beyond anything he could comprehend.