I’ve been trying to find a dress like this one for the last 20 years. The struggle is real.

Who else is tentatively excited for Bridget Jones’s Baby? The original Bridget Jones is a fucking fantastic movie, and not just by romcom standards. Edge of Reason not so much but I have hope.

“I was celebrating my body … It’s nice to have a nice curve and not look like you’re starving to death.”

“Cheeseburger is paradise.
Heaven on earth with an onion slice.
Not too particular, not too precise.
I’m just a cheeseburger in paradise.”

At least they got rid of that insufferable Andrew Garfield.

Samantha Bae.

JavaScript? I've always imagined Kim as more of a back-end engineer.

Wilmer Valderama is a creepy piece of shit. Demi Lovato seems lovely. I endorse this breakup.

I honestly and sincerely hope he gets raped in prison. I don't care if that makes me a bad person.

“Empowered” has got to be the most overused word ever.

If what she says is true it absolutely does. If she was threatened with a gun and told that her family would be killed if she didn’t comply with the plot then the motive for her participation isn’t robbery but fear for her life and the lives of her family members.

I hate 2016.

Why the fuck we are giving federal funds to religious organizations in the first place is beyond me.

At least we know they aren’t procreating.

“The age of consent in Pennsylvania is 16, so Aldinger doesn’t face a statutory rape charge”

A terrible shoe for a terrible human being.

“He’s gone through a wave of emotion, from being sad about his situation, being scared, being nervous, being bored at times.”

How about we stop diminishing female accomplishment by chalking it up to help from men and stop using language like “daddy” to infantalize adult women?

As a longtime amateur investigator and reader of true crime, I found Michelle’s writing to be exceptional. Subtle but impactful, factual yet emotional. She wrote about terribly gruesome subjects with delicacy and grace. Her words will stay with me, as I’m sure they will other readers.

That's my girl.