“I’m not a Nazi, I just try to implicate their enemies in imaginary crimes!”

White rich. No white rich is allowed to be called a “self-centered jerk”, they are “cool”.

So let’s get this right? Orange and purple leotards are back in fashion.

That said, I’m going to get nitpicky

This would definitely improve the Bulls commentary booth, if anything :p

I have this quasi-witty thing matching each 2016 primary candidate to a a pop culture dystopia: Donald Trump is Hunger Games (bombastic reality television and fake hair), Bernie Sanders is Divergent (I mean yeah it’s dystopian but it’s pretty redistributive at the start), Hillary Clinton is The Giver (the one that’s…

I have to admit, I love this response. “Well, you made your point, and I get the differentiation now. But because you used a naughty word, I’m gonna huff and puff and pretend like I didn’t learn anything, because I’m just so angry!”

Also, neither vegans nor LGBT individuals are as obnoxious, in-your-face, evangelical, or smug as any of the dumbshits who accuse them of being obnoxious, in-your-face, evangelical, or smug.

So, then you’d know she’s not going to be constantly proclaiming she’s trans because it would defeat the purpose of it being part of her superhero “disguise”. It’s obviously important to the story in that respect, but she’s not going to be beating villains up saying “This is for non-binary equality you cis shitlord!”

Some people are so threatened by minorities that in their mind, any book starring one is completely about their minority status. Not because of the book’s content, but because they can’t read it without being consumed by the thought that they’re reading about someone who (brace yourself) is not a white straight person.

If you’d read the article before you jumped right into lazy stereotype mode, you’d know that she’s in the closet and doesn’t tell anyone she’s trans, in or out of her superhero identity.

How old are you that you think women in their mid 30s are millenials?

Pretty sure she’s in at least her mid-forties. She’s just dumb - and, apparently, still licking the hand that slapped her down for being a whore.

I can’t imagine how you’re reading this the way you are. The comment is clearly directed at the murderer, not the victim.

Everything about this comment is perfect. EVERYTHING! Thank you.

Good lord, who is that wizened old pensioner wearing Jughead’s crown?

It’s actually very common for young people receiving a large inheritance to not get the proceeds until they are a little older. Until then it will be managed in trust on her behalf.

Because 15-year-olds shouldn’t have 12 million dollars.

In the context, though, the context is that Wash is a direct parallel to another character discussed first, and so narratively it makes sense to then describe the characters in relation to those already introduced.