The govt will direct deposit a car into your checking account.

You know what’s more astonishing than an 80% dive?

Darn. I thought you were going to say that it’s coming to the US. I’ve been lusting after an On/Off Road underbone ever since I found out about the Honda CrossCub.

“Did you train the new guy? He’s already gotten 25 cars out and is on his 26th! I wonder how he does it.”

In other news: Lamborghini is still Lamborghini even after the Audi takeover.

They should just drop the biggest most fastest race engine they make into 10 BRZs and call them "Final Boss Edition". I'm sure those race motors can be finicky when in a daily driver but no one is gonna drive these. They'll make Subaru easy money and the BRZs will sit in a warehouse forever. 

5th Gear: Hopefully Nissan is using this downtime to design a Z people want. Straight 6, and a manual transmission. And maybe smaller, the current one is bloated like a dead elephant..

Poor car dealers. They should get a big bailout check from the government. But first, let’s step into the finance manager’s office and go over a few items....

Another day, another “percentage of net worth” article about the ultra wealthy (not picking on Mike, it’s common across the mass media).

Came to Jalopnik today to read about car stuff. Left dissapointed that Jalopnik finds a way to bitch about someone donating money/resources, when the donating entity doesn’t have to do it at all.

More or less, yes.  The numbers actually spin sideways, rather than “rolling down” like an old-school odo... and they DO perform it in sequence, right-to-left.

They almost looked like they rolled over laterally one at a time, starting from the right. 

It’s like finding a great price on a casket: you know it makes sense to buy it because you have to, but there is something that just prevents it from being a joyous occasion — this being you drive around in something that will depress any driving experience.

Close, but not this.

She is busy because her car had to be picked up so the poors could be pried clear of the wheel wells.

TL;DR, I’ll let this guy explain:

He is, apparently, preoccupied:

“I Bought a Submerged Tahoe for $275 and I Nearly Became a Eunuch Trying to Get it Home.”

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

Neutral: Would You Ever Apply For a 69-Month Car Loan?