Found the United employee

Holy Shit! Is that the Mongoose Factory BMX Team Blazer as shown in RAD?

Alright, alright, alright~!

As the good Lord said, “be thy rich in seed, be’st poor in car”-Ford 2:50. Saddle up, ‘father’, you’ve got yourself a congregation to haul.

Or your breasts. “Just lay on this platform that will accelerate violently in all lateral directions.”

Man, I bet that thing can lay down some amazing lap times.

Here’s a gif with the shard laid over the image you provided, roughly lined up with the VOR at the bottom. It’s not an exact match (ie: the ridged area over the indicator is slightly higher) however, I think this discrepancy could potentially be explained by the fact that the photos were taken at different angles.

Actually, she’d be leaned over the bench seat, giving you a beej, while you steered with one knee (those old power steering systems were made for that), beer in one hand, cigarette in the other. You risked dropping your cig on the back of her head, igniting the three cans of Aqua Net she’d used that morning to get her…

False. In the 70's your cigarette wouldn’t land on your lap, it would land on your girlfriends lap, who was sitting on yours while driving.

You of course, were drunk. Her not yet FDA approved hairspray was rubbing off into your mouth, since the approximate volume of hair was equal to a standard television set.

its not the same car, paint around the cowl is not red.

Let’s also remember a time when Subaru inexplicably made an Outback version as well. Let’s remember a time long forgotten when wagons were so fucking cool that Subaru had TWO hot wagons in the range. Every day we stray further from God.

COTD

Dental chair, fo sho

Kids in Africa could have eaten that windshield.

... yes... yes, lets call it that, definitely.

I know right? I thought it was one of those white grease pens first......

that is some impressive ice cream penmanship

Also, the caption says “Ferrari Vanilla” when the ice cream was clearly either mint or pistachio...

The tragedy here is perfectly good ice-cream was wasted.