Shhh. Who cares? We’re getting the manual RWD car we all bitch and moan are disappearing faster than a cup of Starbucks in a Seattle coffee shop.

Err, relieved he recovered, not that he is returning to the paddock.

Oh cool, PA hasnt had a Jalop editor since Doug. Nice to have you, enjoy the roads....

I don’t remember there being so many strobe lights last time I took my GT3 out.

Saw Jeep, assumed it was David.

I would like to file a complaint.

This is NOT a scrapyard car.

Fred, hah! Do you think anyone actually calls him Fred?

Ah thank you! Yeah I would have lost my money on that bet too.

Am I crazy or didn’t you just write a review of said Passat? How it had crazy high mileage and how much you loved it and how its the best vehicle?

Muskoka is the name of a lake in Ontario where all the rich Toronto’ians have cabins (affectionally known as cottages). Where you see Land Rovers and Escalades with “Lake Life” bumper stickers.

You sound too rich for this website. I’ll bet you buy your cars on Bring a Trailer don’t you?

Use the wheel you just took off as an emergency jack stand in a pinch.

Why did he pick the svx engine?

All the oils in the paintball could make like a banana peel too. The paintballs are the green turtle shell and the banana peel power-up’s. We could use some nitrous as a mushroom, or if they were fuel injected you can play with the mapping.

So you do winters for your Audi then? Volvo as well?

Falken Wildpeak A/T Trails.

Winter tires for the Cayman, but the Outback has all seasons. Yes yes braking is a massive difference between winter and all-seasons, but I can generally control braking distance myself.

Funny handle you got there. Do I know you from somewhere?

I didn’t say it wasn’t going to be a 996. ;)