Oh good, this is right where I live.

I've owned both a 2010 SS and 2012 GT. Both are great, anyone that has brand loyalty is damn near retarded. Also anyone who denies that either of these cars are great despite their price tag is pretentious.

Color me underwhelmed. Don't get me wrong, I'd like to be there, but.....

Ah... 2:12 on is like watching a kid kick the crap out of a sand castle someone spent a long time building. Read: Awesome.

IT guy here: My last three cars—2012 Stang GT, 2009 STI, and 2010 Camaro SS. Take your pick. I'd say the STI is stereotypical, but I'm most afraid of my the mustang so that currently has my interest.

I wonder if the display girls draw straws on the cars they'll be parading in front of. I wonder if this one said "aww crap, a van?"

You're doing better than some then :)

So spending $500 was better than making out with nice-assed girl? What magical land do you live in?

"Sad news today as the most successful musician-turned-automaker, William Adams Jr, was buried in his hometown. Many gathered to morn the passing and "shake their humps" one last time. Second in command Stacy Ferguson plans to restructure the company as "Fergilicious Ent." selling moderately priced electric cars."

I don't care, unless it makes more than 300 hp. At the wheels.

I was a little creeped out by that as well. Glad lunch is over.

Look for clues under the fingernails!

You sure that's how it would go? I saw the term childless couple and immediately expected a story of joy and success.

Not always. Bought my 2010 camaro for ~$29k brand spanking new in June 09. Traded it 1.5 years/20k miles/one accident later for about $29k. I should probably send that dealer a fruit basket huh?

If I learn one thing from my time on Jalopnik, it's that all demo derby related questions should simply be deferred to 87.

American cars are great, can't beat the BANG for the buck! (one ford, one gm here)

If I was in the MLB and really wanted a 300c, I'd pay for a transmission swap.

No shame in that bud, I'm pretty sure I've done the exact same thing when I started.

I can think of more embarrassing things. People make small mistakes all the time on the track.

I know someone who's been driving drunk around Miami recently.....