3rd Gear: In before Jstas gets too excited to stand up.

Pedanticism on the internet, I'd never expect it!

That car's inspiration:

I've never had knock under hood

The inspiration?

I saw a fat Indian guy the other day (while I was gorging on delicious Indian food) I knew he probably felt awkward due to his inability to sausage into a vehicle with 20 of his closest family members.

Wow, when in doubt.....rally it out.

"I am using the internet"

A group of college friends and I were arrested for doing exactly this in a parking lot. Charges were dropped—-because it was a parking lot.

Does she text while driving though? Meh, She could probably text and out-drive me.

All those horsepowers. The tata is jealous.

Um, that looks like so much fun. We need a jalopnik track day.

"utter failure at birth control"

LEEEEEROOY JENKINS!

Weighing in as an actual new 5.0 mt86 owner. First shift out of the driveway is a little rough. Rest of day is fine.

It's like a fat man doing a flying headbutt.

Because it was my first car.

I can't read that without thinking "made to order" mmmmm sheetz-mobile.

So THAT's where Eminem's career went.

It depends. I got hit by a girl who let her insurance lapse. She was an idiot, she ruined my day, but I didn't feel the need to punish her further for my lost value. My insurance paid it (minus my deductible) and then went after her to get their money back. She works a shit job and probably leads a shit life. I got my…