This man speaks troof.

I don't know about you, but I've been through several towns where a gunshot wound is one of the more mild things found on a stripper.

A deployed airbag will show up on a vehicle history report if fixed by a shop that's not your cousins place. Therefore it'll look like it's been in an accident and god help you trying to get any future buyer to believe otherwise.

@1st: I bought a 2012 mustang because the used 2011 was just about $1k less...For $1k I'll take a non farted in seat.

Locking them in a crate is viewed as a viable rearing method, not grounds for jail time.

GI JOE!

Double fail: You have a child!

ha!

Ammons sounds so noble! Almost like he wasn't trying to back out of it for a day and screw the kid over. Everyone is honest after they get caught being a slimebag and see the potential backlash.

Booyakasha! Me Uncle Jamal say he's trisexual. He'll try anyfing sexual!

This is so wrong. And I think so right?

It's true women can be a troublesome part of life. That said mine has talked me out of doing more dumb stuff than I care to admit. (Pistol range in back yard of residential neighborhood for one)

A little off topic, but: My parents have money and are well retired. My dad's dream car is a replica cobra—he'd even accept the smaller V8. He's been shopping for years for the perfect one and when one comes along he can never pull the trigger.

If she had insurance :)

late 90s TDI Golf, 95 Nissan frontier (in pink) and rented a new Sebring for a week when everyone needed their cars back. Trust me...it was a painful two months.

That reatta has the 3.8 that's in many larger gm cars of that era making ~200hp. I wonder if it was any fun in that little package?

That's your opinion....my gf's 2009 Corolla has been awesome for 60k miles of problem free driving. When some lady hit my 2010 camaro, I had to borrow a revolving series of people's extra cars, when I'd get to drive the Corolla to work, it was also the only one that could get out of it's own way on the highway.

oddly enough, the third coming out of his belly?

I picked up my 2012 5.0 the other week, and it's been pretty good. Of note: I have a Microsoft branded phone that will not work with Microsoft Sync :)

Not to be a jerk, but he posted a link for one that is currently for sale.....and 20 minutes from me :( If I had a spare $60k it'd be mine.