Slut bunny is more like it. amirite?

Thank you, a 5.3l transverse v8 is good for something :)

pshaw, I got that beat in my old Pontiac. Yeah, the rear tires were a little bumpy afterward, why do you ask?

Oh yeah....she's absolutely a monster......?

Go easy on him....if you notice the the gojo pump right above it—-what's on your hands before you hit the gojo? Generally speaking every horrid compound that can come out of a vehicle.

Sorry about that bud, I've heard similar tales from others. Sounds like you were at least partially lucky. I had an old coworker lose a leg because he zoned out on a multi-bike cruise. People behind him said he never touched the brakes, just drove straight into a guardrail at speed.

I just try and drive respectfully (no douchebag cutting people off, or going slow so someone can't get around me) I let people pull out of side streets in front of me. If I'm going the speed limit, I make sure I'm in the slow lane.

Fuck dude, you have my sympathy. I talked my girlfriend out of a career as a mortician for fear she'd get called out late at night. I couldn't imagine not having her for multiple days at a time.

You enjoy crashing?

Your Shaq-fu is weak.

You're one of those annoying cars on the highway that speeds past me, then slows down and I pass, then you speed up again. This goes on for 50 or so miles.

Toyota Corolla. The girlfriend has a 2009 she bought new, and we've done nothing but tires and oil and it's pushing 60k on the clock. Some lady wrecked into my camaro, and I borrowed a few friends' cars until it was fixed, the Corolla was the only one that could be considered peppy and it averaged 35 mpg.

You... are a dark person. I like that.

Tell your boss that some people would prefer someone like you. There's money to be made up front on the sale, but then there is return business—what is more important to your employer?

Bill Caswell and Josh Homme separated at birth?

No you're right, I don't know my chute rules, but I think a cage is required in the 10-11 second area. If they are running at a private track it wouldn't matter...but if it's public that track has a hell of a liability on their hands.

No offense, the "no matter how hard you try there is always going to be something faster." comment is a sad way to go through life. Someone will always be better than you at everything, doesn't mean it's not worth doing.

a little pedantic here....but snakes are actually not slimy at all. Unless they recently peed on themselves.

Buffy is my miniature poodle's name......