Get fucked Gooner.

It would be pretty shocking for sure. Goodison Park hosting Championship football is hard to fathom. Also, would be funny if West Ham got relegated as the London Stadium hosting Championship football would be glorious.

No West Brom are not a bad club. But a team with the talent LCFC have and ambitions for an upper-mid table finish being mired in the relegation zone made that result untenable. I would also be shocked if they got relegated but they need to start getting results. If they had lost to Liverpool in the League Cup and…

Not shocked by this. LCFC have looked pretty decent in some matches against quality opponents this season but losing close games against top 6 clubs and drawing at home with bad clubs is a recipe for relegation. They haven’t been able to recover from losing Kante. A guy who covered for so many mediocre players in that…

Austin resident here. It was just a matter of time before Austin’s name got thrown in as a shiny, new place an owner can leverage for public funding. Austin wasn’t even in the final cut for teams in the running for MLS expansion - if they think somehow there is the enthusiasm to support an MLS franchise here they are…

I remember that whenever I see his creepy face. So I actually looked it up and technically not a diddler but an uber, horrible creep and no less deserving of shame and humiliation. Just not a “diddler” in the strict legal definition (of which there is none).

Not to mention it was his fault for starting that whole play with that terrible throw.

RB isn’t exactly stacked with talent in world football. If being a world class RB means being in the top 5 then it might be tough to name 5 better than him. That being said, he isn’t a world class footballer in the absolute sense by any stretch of the imagination.

I bet both Antti Niemi and Matt Murray suffered severe burns on the backs of their necks from that red light going on so many damn times.

Some people have mentioned Ex Machina. I would also say Sunshine should have been on here.

I have to say he was a big part of the overall suckiness of TD2. His delivery of the terrible writing was laughable.

I am guessing it is made from concentrated capsaicin extract cause there aren’t peppers that have rated that high in scoville units.

Claiming you’re remaining silent because you are too dignified to respond but also promoting your story to the local news and writing a book is fairly incongruous.  

The phrasing you chose and the decision to close with it makes it seem as though that is your central thesis. That a small but well-intentioned and well-executed article is not inclusive of all issues even tangentially related to problems of gender equality in tennis and is therefore bad. It is pretty telling that you…

Yes. This stuck out as classic Deadspin. Always having to undercut whatever is being covered and the follow up to “what he’s missing” was simply that he didn’t say EVERYTHING there is to say about gender equality. Come on.

Lyon keeper made two pretty spectacular saves on said penalty and free kicks from Cavani and Neymar, respectively. This spat probably had something to do with it being the first game in which PSG weren’t in control and had to luck out with two own goals to win the game. It’s early and these games are more about these…

Ajax also has a recruitment and development program that far exceeds that of even Palace. That infrastructure was in place well before he got there and will remain long after he left. If Palace were to go full in on the total football model it would be a 5-10 year project and it wouldn’t come with a guarantee of…

Agreed. Frank de Boer was never going to be a savior. He somehow is considered a great manager based on name recognition and not track record (shames of Klinsmann)

This is a new level of lateness: loaning out Vincent Janssen to Fenerbache a week and a half after the deadline.

Very well done.