Nuance is not your friend, apparently.

Nah, just look at Chris Parnell. He voices Jerry for a reason.

My brother lost his job the other day and immediately after the stinger I called him and went "looooooserrr".

I'm enjoying Nagata proving he can still go, personally.

I firmly believe that Graves is the best heel announcer since Heenan.

I didn't realize until last week that Shelton is 42. That was depressing.

There's no way the SD Women's and CW matches aren't pre-show. Not sure why Daivari is being built up for the match. He's the most boring guy in the division. It sure looked for a while like Alexander was getting a bit of a push, but OH WELL.

Ta-da.

Come on, you know women don't really count to McMahon and Dunn.

I almost really hope this happens just so the Brooklyn crowd will completely shit all over it. I would say Vince isn't dumb enough to do it, but…

Yep. If they could get someone as charismatic as Nakamura with the work
ethic of Itami, it'd be golden. But the three guys who fit that bill are all in NJPW.

Natalya is actually very good in the ring, but having the charisma and mic skills of an acorn has never done her any favors.

See, that's the thing. Most people booing him are smart fans like us, and most aren't booing HIM specifically. He's just a proxy for hardcore fans' distaste of Vince McMahon and Kevin Dunn's stranglehold hold on the creative department. Reigns is damn good in the ring and can be good on the mic, but just like Cena he…

I don't know. I could see them going with Rollins/Ambrose at Summerslam in sort of a "earn my respect back" type of deal.

Rusev is possibly the only man since MacGuyver to look better WITH a mullet.

Nakamura is known for mailing everything in that isn't a major match. If you want the real Nakamura, his match with Zayn in his NXT debut was something special.

EXCEPT IT'S ACTUALLY PAINTED ALUMINUM SINCE EITHER THE TENSILE STRENGTH OF BAMBOO ISN'T VERY GOOD OR WWE IS AS LAZY AS ALWAYS!

I hear recovery from that produces some mad odors.

I was including a commercial break.

I don't think it's beyond them to try, but I think even they realize Sami would be the worst heel ever because he'd still be the most likeable person in WWE this side of Becky Lynch. You can't not like the guy.