I don't remember when exactly that was, but if I had to guess I'd say it was soon after 9/11.

It's very Trumpian the way they seemingly refuse to play to anyone but the basest part of their base.

So it was restored to Primo condition?

I'm eagerly awaiting Sami answering Styles' open challenge and failing after eight minutes just like with Cena.

Prepare yourself for the re-re-re-re-re-repackaged Colons!

If the angle were any more Vince's, Rusev would poop out a plastic hand.

Well hey, Jericho was born in upper NY and I'm SURE the crowd knew that.

If the angle were any more tellingly Vince's, Cena would force Rusev to kiss his ass during the match,

"Yessir, we got us a ton of cars in a ton of STYLES!"

Sad but true. Around ten years ago he just turned into one of those rich old businessmen who can't get out of his own way. HHH as WWE's potential savior is unnerving.

TATANKA WAS DRIVEN FROM HIS LAND

Exactly. And I fully expect HHH to shitcan Dunn's misogynistic ass once he gets the chance. The guy's nothing more than a yes man who hates women and has his job because of his daddy.

You can just replace "WWE" with "Vince McMahon", honestly. I'm sincerely anticipating the day HHH takes over, and I never thought that would be a thing to consider.

Hopefully they sign a few of the ringers from the upcoming tournament.

It's sadly true. The only faces to truly get over in the last few years are Styles, Nakamura, Zayn, Balor and New Day- mostly by their own doing.

Tozawa will make lots of mool-AH-AH-AH!

*cough*Wyatt*cough*
*cough*Breeze*cough*
*cough*Emma*cough*
*cough*AmericanAlphagoddamnit*cough*
*cough*Vinceisanoldoutoftouchreactionaryasshole*cough*

You ain't never gonna win a belt if you go full Windham!

They absolutely will need to be carried after about ten minutes. Jeff is two steps slower than his last time in WWE, and Matt… well let's just say that you'd really expect Jeff to be the one in rougher shape nowadays. That's why the BROKEN stuff had lots of hardcore matches- it's easier on the stamina. But if the…

He'd have needed the leather vest to go full Windham, though.