White guilt like u read about. I’d say you could paint yourself black but you would just be offending yourself.

I think he’s afraid that the other Madison Bumgarner he dated will find out that he cheated on her with Madison Bumgarner.

... he told me the pitcher was rehabbing in Arizona and was not able to be reached.

Did dt take credit for this yet? You know because he’s in a “foreign land” and something good happened there

It didn’t grab her by the seat of her dress, the way it pulled her into the water it definitely had her flesh.

**Catalina update**

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will hurt me so much more.”

- 2017 version of an old adage

He’s right they aren’t the Monstars. The Monstars end up losing the game. It’s like he’s never seen the movie!

on every gif the receiver is wide open at the onset of the play

Counterpoint: It’s a show about the youngest, least Kardashian looking, most forgettable daughter overtaking her older half-siblings and becoming the most Kardashian looking and most culturally relevant daughter.

What we need more of in this society is public shaming. It has done more to this woman than probation/community service ever will.

This lede is buried sooooo deep. Any story that doesn’t begin and end with the Zaza the Hitman taking out the best player on the floor with almost half the game left is laughable and ignorant. Kawhi was WORKING Kevin Durant, Draymond, Steph, and Klay. He could not be stopped so the resident thug went to work and…

That this is a story should give you a pretty good idea of, compared to every other sport in existence, how stupid the last minute of a basketball game is.

Yeah, she has some devolved from I Kissed A Girl. At least that song was catchy despite its shitty lyrics.

Honestly? Yeah he is. Mystique is real and that’s exactly what it fucking does. You see it with Brady, you saw it with Jordan. You see it with LeBron and Steph Curry. They didn’t just magically forget how to play football. They looked across the field and though “shit that’s Tom Brady and Bill Belichick over…

Well, at least your hatred for the Patriots is justified. haha. I honestly can’t stand when people just hate teams like the Patriots or the Yankees. If it’s a rivalry, I can understand very easily, but this past season especially, people just hated the Patriots for just being... good, I guess.

I don’t understand. Why does this make you so sad? Isn’t this dude an incredible athlete/one of the best quarterbacks of all time?

Here’s one more photo for your collection:

All those flavors and you choose to be this salty, Jason? It’s ok, maybe, someday, the Jet’s will be worth something again...