*removes “proficient in MS Excel” from resume*

Climate change is actually a hoax? Well, there goes the reason I had to make my South Bowl on Kickstarter.

What does trump mean when he says Obama had his wires tapped?

Artist representation of trump falling into a singularity. So sad!

Nothing and then we hope that a white hat hacker eavesdrops on Lil Dj and shares it all with the world.

We all know Kellyanne Conway shilled for Ivanka on Fox & Friends and that doing so was an ethics violation. This is the same Fox and Friends that the Orange One shilled for today in that first tweet – which is ALSO a government ethics violation.

This is fake news! Everybody knows that the current occupant of the White House and all his staff are the most ethical. Not the most ethical president, or the most ethical staff, or even the most ethical people. They are just THE most ethical. Like how iPod or iPhone is not the iPod or the iPhone. Just iPod or…

Get a grip and STFU. 😀

He might as well just set up a robocaller to foreign leaders with the same message: hello, this is Donald Trump. Fuck you and your country. I’m going to do amazing things, unbelievable things. If you want to hear more, you can follow me on twitter. And fuck you.

You also know what is going to cost taxpayers a ton of money? Look ahead, and lets say Trump lasts 4 years. When he gets dethroned he’s gonna be an ex-president. So he’s gonna require security then too, at Trump Tower.

Any surprise here? This dude picks a guy who hates the EPA to run the EPA. He picks a woman with no experience with public education to run the department of eduction. He picks a guy who wanted to shut down the DOE to you guessed it, run the DOE.

I hear as his first official act, Tillerson plans to name Captain Hazelwood as his offical aide-de-camp because of his experience of running things into the ground.

So there’s going to be a debate about the public option versus starting a gofundme campaign?

Is this catching them being hypocritical or just being hypocritical by copying their birther nonsense? I feel like it will depend on what side of the aisle people are on, or which cable network they watch. Is it worth it to lose the high ground? I honestly don’t know... but it is nice to have it. :/

Bu, but she’s soooo classy! Michelle could never pull off a Vanity Fair cover like this (because she’d of been raked over the coals by the GOP for being out of touch with “average Americans” like when President Obama talked about Arugula).

I like donating to Women for Afghan Women. Here’s what I said I’d do on Friday. Also, as I said above promises of donations to charities are against Kickstarter rules and I had to edit that promise out. One of the backers let me know because I didn’t know that.

I mentioned in a comment a while ago on Jezebel (I’ll try to find it). Also, In the second campaign update I promised at least 10% of the profits to Women for Afghan Women. But unfortunately such promises are against Kickstarter rules and I had to edit that promise out. One of the backers let me know because I…

They also should hand out a a free copy of The Grapes of Wrath to everyone that votes GOP or for Trump. It’s the absolute best rebuke to anyone who claims Ayn Rand as their role model.

People are free to disagree my ass. I am reminded today of a scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

Maybe you’re too young or were kicked in the head by a mule which caused you to forget, but when Obama was elected he had to actually work to save the country and the world from economic collapse.