I'm watching Californication right now, and I have that same thought about once every ten minutes because that's how often David Duchovny's character gets laid.

Jinx. You owe me a Coke now.

except act as sassy sidekicks on Sex and the City, but I'll save that rant for another time

"It makes total sense that the pizza boy accept her invitation inside. I'm glad they're developing his character."

As an Aussie, there is only one person who I have EVER heard do an acceptable Australian accent, and that's Tom Hiddleston. Honestly, I'd give props just for pulling off an Aussie accent- it's really bloody hard to do.

"Why don't women just tell us when they're not interested????" -Reddit

Meanwhile, another famous person accused of molestation has jumped in to defend Mr. Collins...

Missouri Lutheran Synod checking in (not practicing any more). When I was a teen our youth pastor and his wife ran all the youth group meetings and outings. I was never one for the whole hoopla..I just liked to socialize with kids my age..not really have a chit chat about the "Man Upstairs". The vibe off this couple…

[I'm not entirely surprised about the general skeeviness of youth pastors.]

By the way, if you're scratching your head trying to recall why Phi Delta Theta sounds so familiar to you, it might be because the national chapter was recently in the news for being part of a coalition of eight fraternities working together to stop binge drinking, hazing and sexual assault.

EW. The shoulder rub thing really weirds me out. Hasn't anyone taught these godly people about boundaries?

Oddly enough, part of the reason I was SO PISSED about this was Lutherans are supposed to be all 'by faith alone' and what not and opposite of Catholics and all their obligations and indulgences and such. I felt that it was very un-lutheran to be forced to be at church every Sunday and then several hours extra every…

THIS. Perfect clip to show. As a pastor's daughter during the JESUS FREAK 90s, I approve.

I know it was just a character, but the dad on 7th Heaven eerily reminded me of every single "youth" pastor I've ever met. You know the one who tries to be so hip and cool and with it.

In the words of Karen from Will & Grace:

She's 33, and she already has more lines than graph paper.

A vast majority of the population cannot grasp that a woman can be just as dangerous as a man. Remember the guy who whined that there were no good male characters in OITNB? A bulk of the commenters over there and over here would go and on about how the women were basically harmless and the men were evil. (I'm going…

I feel asleep in the middle of that movie. Yeah I probably didn't "get" it, but it was still pretty bad. I remember that it was so scandalous when it came out, but it went by the way of Showgirls.

For sale: Ford Transit Vans. Demo models, Huge discounts.

I don't know that this counts because we weren't in a relationship, but this guy was none too bright. It's worth the story.