Couldn’t resist.

I do sympathize with both of them for messing up and don’t judge either of their reactions.

I imagine Taylor Swift is a perfectionist, to the nth degree. I think when perfectionists push that hard, small mistakes take on a life of their own and eat away at their self-esteem. Source: I can also be completely neurotic and in tears over minor mistakes.

I think some people are just more prone to crying, no matter their age. My battery on my car died a couple weeks ago and I cried. It wasn’t tragic, it was just how my brain responded before I could process what was happening and deal with it. I’m 30 so I’m older than both of them. Adele seems very much like a…

People will no doubt crap on Rousey for the babies comment, but I can absolutely sympathize with her on losing a fight in such a bad manner. Especially for someone who spent so much time on top, it must be hard coming down so hard (no pun intended.)

That was my favorite too! #GunnaLickThemSpokes #GreaseThatChain #GrindThemGears

nea, i am just visually guesstimating by how much my ass will hurt by looking it

Thanks. At least “on” and “the” still mean what I think they do.

Made me think of this:

What does “Floss On The Gram” mean? Before you yell at me for being lazy and not Googling for myself, I did Google, and there were only a couple references, the context of which did not help me understand.

also, im pretty sure all cat stories all delightful

Most women can’t accommodate that size in any orifice. It can get dull fast.

Looks like one of those ones that's too big to get all the way hard. Like it would collapse under its own weight.

I was already just clinging to life with this comment. But “pet a cat backwards” produced this gem.

My vagina hurts just looking at this picture. Like, I would need an ice pack and some ibuprofen.

remember when the game was a judge on antm and he had a huge crush on allison harvard?

My fitbit told me that my heart rate increases 10-20 beats per minute when it’s lunch time. I like food.

This one?

I have the grown-up version of your little blonde kitten.

You guys! My kitten came home! I love him desperately already. I opened my facebook and the first thing I saw was an essay by a blogger I followed who had to put her dog down. So now my heart is already broken. I actually don’t really like cats and I LOVE dogs, so I thought if I had a cat I wouldn’t get that attached.…