I’m happy this show is going away.

keep trying to think of something funny to reply but keep getting drawn into the intensity of Schwinn’s glare into middle distance

OMG it’s like you just described my life.

Says the husband.

I’m sure this is a scene all cat owners have found themselves in at least once: Sitting, serenely petting a warm soft kitty... Surrounded by hair balls, shit from the litter box, and vomit. (That, or the ever fun realization that your cat brought you a dead gift that you can smell, but can not find. Soooo... The scent…

a former employer had 8 cats at a christmas party for fun there was vomit and hairballs everywhere but one cat spent 3 hours on my lap it was amazing.

Celebrating, obviously.

What a catastrophe!

I completely forgot about that. SHIPPING RESCINDED.

I was going to say, didn’t she physically abuse him? I’m not rooting for her at all.

(Hate that I know this but...) She has a history of being pretty shitty to her family on the show.

Yep only fairies and dragons. I tried to get her to describe how a dragon would create fire. She told me some kind of throat/flint mechanism. That's when I nearly peed myself from laughter.

Kim has a terrible mean side. She can be rude and selfish but also so nasty to her family.

who the fuck leaves the front door open even if they DON’T have cats?! I mean, it just doesn’t make sense. Do you WANT intruders? Bugs? The cold air/heat to escape?

My family/friends and I have had the same dumb “could be real” type conversations about mermaids and unicorns and aliens, etc so I kinda can’t fault that line of thinking...

Scott leaves, because he knows they are all busy, but get this y’all, as he exits Kris’ house. And get this, he doesn’t close the door all the way. Her door is still open for him! This is not the end!

That has been the only funny part of this whole situation - seeing the twitter hashtags people were coming up with. #YallQaeda #YokelHaram #YeeHawd #Talibundy #VanillaISIS

These days “militia” means “white terrorists”. Lets treat them as such.

I don’t know why all these health nuts seem so entirely clueless about the fact that one diet does not fit all people. Honestly, if you know so goddamn much, why don’t you know *that*?

My father has the funny habit to lose phones in water. He drowned one while has was cleaning the toilet, another one in a mop bucket and a third one in a river while crossing a bridge.