Can you kindly explain what the hell he is even trying to say?

Wait, hasn’t stopped him from skipping it? So he still doesn’t do legs??

Between this Mark Salling news and the ever present inconceivable support on twitter today for Bill Cosby, here is a picture of my puppy to cheer everyone up.

Take it from another woman in her mid 40s, there is no way a small chance that Gwen is fertile enough to be knocked up. I mean, it happens occasionally. (my sister had her last child at 43) but I’M SUSPICIOUS just on age alone. They should come up with a better rumor, like Gwen and Blake are secret fursuiters.

I would have thought Gwen’s cravings would be for freshly hunted and cooked venison considering her personality change since she started dating him.

The shunning is a combination of their somewhat legitimate frustration over his perceived laziness and lack of direction (he’d frequently just hang around Khloe’s house playing video games) and the much less legitimate grievance that his appearance flies against their aesthetic of physical perfection. I’m sure Kim…

In my experience (limited though it may be; I had gestational diabetes and my mom and grandfather also have diabetes), it can be a really, really weird disease. My mom’s endocrinologist has jokingly told her she has Type 1.5, because it doesn’t behave like Type 1 OR Type 2, but some weird combination. (She’s…

Except Khloe.

Tyga’s diamond is ruining Kylie’s life.

I just thought about how many teens and preteens were into Glee when it was big, and how the actors from the show did a couple in-character concert tours, and how easy it would be for a performer who was in that situation and had a taste for child porn and no morals whatsoever to invite a 13-year-old groupie backstage…

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

I always find it entertaining how these people always characterize feminists as simultaneously being unfuckable monsters and dick-hungry sluts.

It’s not enough for him to (finally!) go to jail. I want the mother charged too.

So happy to hear that little douche was found. I thought his defense was b.s. when I first heard it and he deserved the book thrown at him. Mom is just as bad.

I used to hate getting undressed as a child because I was afraid that angels were watching. If elf on a shelf had been a thing back then, I probably would have burned it and buried the ashes in the woods.

The cops still came to the house to check on Isabella and found her freaking out. “She was hysterical crying, she was panicking,”

NOOOOOOPE. Nope nope nope nope nope.

Yes, but she can, so she should if that’s what she wants.

There are things in this world more important than making money, especially when you are already a millionaire; like self-respect and standing up for yourself. I didn’t really care for her music, but Ke$ha has definitely earned my respect.

Yeah why don’t more people hang out with their rapists to do their jobs? The nerve.