This reminds me of when I was 12 and the guy my mother married when I was 6 legally adopted me. The judge said he wanted to speak privately with me in chambers and he asked “Do you want this man to be your father?” I immediately replied “No!” (Because he had been giving me naked massages with a vibrator and insisting…

Wait... is Moody Bible Institute really the name of some place? Really? For reals?

A friend tried to set me up with a guy who’d just graduated from Moody. We were already on a group outing with the dude when she told me, so I had to figure out how to convey, “What about me indicates I would be interested in someone who went to Bible college?” using only facial expressions. It was rough.

Um, I have serious reservations about a super religious guy who’s hobbies include “nannying”.

“the recent grad of Moody Bible Institute” is “serious about finding himself a woman,” but he’ll be keeping things PG until a special gal puts a ring on it. Renoe “says he’s still going to wait for his honeymoon to tear up his v-card.”

I think people were using microphones 60 years ago.

Who pissed in your fucking Cheerios this morning?

The hat took all of 10 minutes to knit because the yarn is bulky weight. The cat is not available. He’s too busy tormenting the dog and choosing inconveinent sleeping places.

First off I love the phrase “fucking basura” and I thank you for bringing it into my lexicon.

18...out of 36. Don’t get me wrong I’m glad he’s been found guilty at all. I had my doubts the jury would do the right thing . I know there’s some nuance here about why he was found guilty of only half of his charges that I’m probably missing. I just would’ve preferred to hear “guilty on ALL counts”. Still, watching…

rarely do i take pleasure in someone else’s visible suffering, but this piece of fucking basura deserves everything coming to him. just can’t believe the outcome; a former white cop, an all-white jury, and (as you say) the brave women who are the most vulnerable in our society did not inspire confidence in our fucked…

Watching that monster cry and shake was the closest thing to any kind of justice I’ve felt in a long while. Fuck him and may the brave women who shared their stories find peace.

Yes!! I have one just like that and man she can practically get away with murder where I am concerned.

omg the last one!!!! “Bitch, I will cut you!”

Your answer isn’t blaming Lena Dunham for someone else’s technical mistake so expect to be flagged.

Nothing expresses the splendor and the slight discomfort of the holidays like a cat forced to wear a costume or headwear. These are golden.

I’m not sure whether he is staring into my soul or I am staring into his.

THE BEST - Bless you and your cats.

I love you and your cats so much right now, I would give you 25 stars if I could. I’m having an absolutely shit day but thanks to these photos I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

Ahem. I knit a Christmas hat. For a cat.