The worst. There was this one song called Mother Trucker that she hummed all the time. She hummed it like it was a gospel song, she even closed her eyes while doing it sometimes. God I hated that woman. I bet she tells people that I’m her black friend so she can’t be racist.

I’m in my 30s and I watched Cadet Kelly on tv the other night.

She was pretty good on Gossip Girl, playing...a relatively boring actress.

Because I hate to shop for clothes, and always have, whenever my family went to the mall, I would spend about an hour with my mom buying school clothes and then she would meet up with my dad and pass me off so she could shop for herself in peace. I was always SUPER excited about this, because it meant about 2 hours of…

awww yeah, a danceoff sounds way better!

One of my students shaded the hell out of me this morning. I mentioned that we needed to start the quiz earlier because classes were shortened this week and this girl goes “Weird. Your class seemed longer than normal.”

If I had a quarter for every person who says I should get this procedure done on my hair I would be rich enough to run on the Republican ticket. I have NO idea what people have against curly hair. It isn’t like I’m growing snakes or tentacles from my scalp and my curls sure as hell won’t give me cancer.

I mean it was cute and all, but it took a real dark turn right at the end. Dang.

BUT DID THE MAMA BEAR GET ELECTROCUTED???

I’m two months pregnant at the moment and all I can see in the world are bratty, whiny kids and I’m really questioning my decision making skills.

I had to mute. The shrill whiny voice made my ovaries curl up and die.

“Damn, chill, Goldilocks! You can play with us, too, little mama, we don’t discriminate.”

this girl is living my dream and is being so ungrateful about it

“After all these years we finally get to read a man’s take on feminism,”

Um ... I think we get to read/see that on pretty much a daily basis.

Pee sitting down? Pah. A real feminist wouldn’t allow him to have a penis at all.

I wasn’t aware that was actually needed, but sure. Easy enough to do, or not do.

Flagged for hate speech. So long, troll.

pizza is a food that consists of dough, tomato sauce, cheese, and if you like, tiny little stinky fish.