addictedtosmut
addictedtosmut
addictedtosmut

Yeah. I agree that it can have more than one meaning. But, I don’t like that the entire piece tries to claim it as original to this particular set of folks. That term has been around forever and probably changed meanings as it’s cycled through various communities. But, again...it wasn’t coined in the Upper East Side

See, this is confusing to me because we said “fuckboy” in college—I’m an Old, suuuper White and went to a very White school. We used it as one would use “donor”, “slam piece” or “dial-a-dick”. A fuckboy was someone you would do it with but who enjoyed no other place in your life or perhaps even your social circle. I

I never understood how a guy could fumble with opening a condom wrapper. For me, it’s the equivalent of NASCAR pit crews putting a new tire on the car because it’s business time goddamnit!!

high five to my bf who never complains about using a condom and with whom I have had many fantastic and safe sexual encounters without getting knocked up

This is why I practice putting condoms on in crowded public places, helps me prepare for all those times no one is waiting for me to put the fuckin thing on.

YIPPEEEE!!

You are a truth teller.

Just to clarify.

bro, you nailed it

Christ. Get that cat away from sociopathic teenagers before something awful happens...

My pregnant sister made the exact same face as Kim when she found out it was not advised for her to go jet skiing, even very slowly, when we were at the lake a few weeks ago. Then she had a huge piece of cake, cried and took a nap.

It looks like matted pubes to me

When I watched the video, uncut without commentary, I interpreted her part of the dialogue as “I’m listening to your community’s suggestions as to what to do about our obvious race problem, because I don’t want to be the privileged one dictating to the oppressed group, so please give me your suggestions because I’m

this is amazing

God, doesn’t he? He looks like a fucking supermodel. He and Keri Hilson are almost too much to look at when they’re together, it’s like staring into the goddamn sun.

okay but this is legit fucking hilarious and now I’m going to put something in my obit like,

Don’t worry BB. I gotchu. I will type something legit out for you later today!

True dat, I’d watch him punch Matt Barnes all day.

That’s my favorite thing about the photos. Half the babies couldn’t have any less fucks to give about racing.

My mom STILL likes to tell how I was basically the Tasmanian Devil at home, but when she entered me in a baby race I was more interesting in sitting there and looking at the other babies than actually moving. Forty years, and she’s still a bit bitter.