nor is he “too grown” to provoke a gigantic Congolese man into almost murdering him on the basketball court

I was thinking this.

Probably not where you were going with this, but where my mind went.

Look what I bought my cat

Go away Ansel. I watched Insurgent the other night and every time his face was on my screen, my mind just kept going:

People should never tell you who they think you look like.

I just walked into my bedroom, snuggled up next to my boyfriend and whispered:

shouldnt you be like, you know, commending her for her decision, or has she does she still not live up the the ever-changing jezebel standard of feminism

Us IRL

What is a normal weight gain? The forty pounds on Hayden seems...normal? Also two of those women had twins. MYOB and STFU, tabloids.

I’m not a Kim fan, but come on. She looks great in that dress. That guy is a twit.

I have an only child. Once, when he was like 3 or 4 (peak obnoxiously irrational kid years) he burst into tears in a restaurant because he saw a baby and decided he reaaaallllly wanted a baby of his own. Guess what? He didn’t get a baby. He got a pat on the head, a hug, and a cup of juice. Not long after he decided he…

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HOLDING ON TO THIS ONE BUDDY

Considering people go to jail for longer for non-violent drug offenses, yes.

I agree with the premise that this may have been avoided if the airline staff had put her in a seat where the dog could have remained with her at her feet in the carrier. I suspect the thought of not being with her “baby” put one of our civilization’s many walking-around-mentally-ill people over the edge into…

I have a friend who uses “churlish louts” in place of “assholes” with great regularity.

One time I flew from LGA to DCA on a 737 that had a total of 5 passengers on it. It was so cool, they let all of us sit in first class and we skipped the safety spiel and drank free liquor with the flight attendants.

My favorite quote was “If hoards of men started taking their wives’ surnames, it would be an unfortunate and perhaps irreversible step towards a matriarchal goddess culture, which blows for guys because those cultures used to routinely kill male infants and treat males like slaves. In a world where there are already…

This is, hands down, my favorite from the original post:

Points for saying “lout.” hey y’all let’s bring that one back