I wrote this above, but it’s to you and all the writers. Please know how much your reviews and posts meant, regardless of their ‘fluff’. I waited for the beauty box posts on pins and needles and constantly refreshed in the hopes that they would appear. If I didn’t see them when they very first posted I was…

This was my absolute favorite part of Jezebel. You were a kind and considerate poster and took the time to comment back to us. I appreciated every interaction we had and every interaction I saw you have with others. You fostered a massive addiction to beauty boxes in me and I cannot quit it. I am beyond pissed that…

I just love that her commercials don’t even TRY to sell her clothes as active wear. “It’s a fashion line. Cute clothes. For girls. Like, to look cute.” I keep waiting for the commercial to mention how bendable and breathable and great they are for actually working out in, while simultaneously looking awesome. Nope!…

My roommate was instructed, after I began journaling, to DESTROY SAID JOURNAL WITHOUT READING, should I die. And also to destroy my sex box.

I LOVE PETIT VOUR!! LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVELOVELVOELVOEOLFOEFI;ASFJDA;IFJDI

GOD I WANT TO WANT DOUBLE TROUBLE EVERY HALLOWEEN AND JUST HAVE TO HOPE FOR TV BEST BECAUSE NO ONE UNDERSTANDS WHAT A GEM IT IS BUT ME. Understandable that a fellow Cat Person would get it. I salute you.

Goodebox? I just went to their FAQ page and looked and this is what I found:

Like, my male was constantly holding my female down and making out with her before I got my kitten 2 weeks ago. Soooo... I am skeptical of them being pure as the driven snow for passersbys.

Yah, I’m pretty sure my “Cover the huge 5 foot cat tree with a towel” didn’t fool anyone. Also, they would do inspections on my water heater without my knowing and so I would not hide my cat or cat paraphernalia. I really don’t think they cared.

I keep meaning to email you. Penelope is puking and I am STRESSING THE FUCK OUT about it. And baby Ivan’s eye is swol.len and goopy at night but by morning it’s fine and I’m like, Is this allergies like Thomás has or do I need to take you to the vets for the third time in two weeks? MOMMYSMUT IS VERY STRESSED RIGHT…

I lived for a year at my complex with a cat I REFUSED to pay the non-refundable $350+ deposit on and $35 a month pet rent. Every time I had to submit a service ticket I would hide him in the closet or bathroom and throw something on his cat tree and hide his toys. He, too, sat in the windows. Now I own my own home and…

I was too lazy to look it up. I just went with mango and assumed it would be sufficient.

I have, and if I were more generous I would give my roommate the things I don’t want or will never use out of my boxes. So far I have only given away one item (I think): a mascara that smelled like chocolate because it nauseated me.

Mmmm... they had to try pretty damn hard because I literally could not think of what that word would be until she posted the entire word with only one asterisk.

I understand. I do. I am overwhelmed with my boxes and I only get three (well, four, but Amor Naturals only comes four times a year). I can’t imagine getting as many as you do! Well... I can and it’s a glorious reality but an overwhelming, glorious reality.

I FIGURED IT OUT! YAY GO ME!

I am PISSED. My Petit Vour boxed 3-mo subscription expired and it won’t let me re-up. That was my favorite box. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

oooOOOooo, patchouili oil, did not think about!

I have recently discovered an obsession with Patchouli. Someone get me that perfume.

It’s not fancy or special, but it is delicious.