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None of these models learned from Tyra. None of them.

Hooollly shiiiitt. (said at desk with mouth full of chip and chicken salad, half closed, under breath, high pitched, head reared back).

Blah blah blah, didn’t read, thinking about my guy friends.

That’s OK. I’ll probably think more on this and decide later. And if you had typed out something serious I would have been SO OVERWHELMED I would have copied and pasted the addictedtosmut and sent that and there would have been real confusion. Which would have been funny, but not helpful to the cause.

No I don’t email because it does make me mad and I don’t enjoy the anger, causes anxiety. So, like I said, if someone gives me a well worded email I’ll send it. Otherwise I don’t know what to say. But this is pathetic. Kids should not be brought into this war on abortion. Parents personal crusades are not for the…

But spooooooorrrtttssssss......

Alright, so I live in Phoenix. I am down to email. I never email because it gives me extreme anxiety and anger at the same time. Someone tell me what to say and I will say it.

That gigantic Congolese man has beautiful arms.

Good. (*Inserts Grump Cat picture*)

So I have a lady nectarine in my jeans right now, according to this depiction.

I don’t know who she is, I didn’t before this song, but ever since the post last week THIS HAS BEEN MY JAM TO BOOST MY MOOD AND MAKE ME REMEMBER THAT I DONT NEED ANYONE ELSE EVER! HAH! I AM WITH YOU 100%

Mmmm, every retail store I worked in, when a return was made to your store (regardless of where it was originally bought) that negative counted against your store. So your store had to make up that negative that day. Granted, at the end of the week or pay period or month, the negative was brought into the sales…

SHAMELESSLY FLAUNT AWAY.

Yes. Yes. I have my ultrasound in like (looks at imaginary watch on wrist and gets distracted by little red smudge) half an hour and I will be asking the doctor if the brown goop will have an end any time soon. I wonder if the brown goop is the non-period blood and I will know when I’m on my period period when it…

Jails and prisons are full of victims of domestic violence who fought back and ‘dropped’ their attackers. The system is full of cops and professionals more than willing to explain a victim’s behavior as “That’s not how a real victim would behave.” So excuse me if this guy giving someone the pass to ‘drop’ their…

This entire comment section has been so validating. I want to raise my middle finger at all those ass hole medical health professionals who scoff at women’s personal experiences. RISE UP, VAGINA/VULVA/UTERII HAVERS! SHOW OFF YOUR SWOLLEN VAGINAL CANALS! SHARE YOUR TAMPON DISCOMFORT EXPERIENCES! AND REVOLT AGAINST…

GOD I AM SO SICK OF NICHOLAS SPARKS EVERYONE HAS TO DIE OR ELSE IT’S NOT ROMANTIC AND SAPPY AND THE GENERAL POPULATION WON’T READ IT.

I want a unicorn fart. I want a unicorn fart so hard.

I know, I can’t wait! I’M SO EXCITED, AND I JUST CAN’T HIDE IT, AND YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW I WANT YOU, I WANT YOU (non-existent periods). For now, I will just bleed and bleed and bleed and bleed for days and days and days and days and weeks and forever.