LOL, it’s a headache medicine that is also an anti-seizure medicine that has a component used in weight loss medicines. So you’d be better off just using weight loss medicines like HCG. Does the same thing but faster and is specifically for that.

Oooooohhhhhh.... OK, actually that is more sensical than what I was getting from everyone else. I think I might be having a day. Or a week. I think they all said the same thing I just didn’t comprehend.

I spent the 80’s largely un-conceived. So I guess I’m about to ask another silly question, except I’m really nervous to do so... Was Billy Idol not his real name or something? (OHMYGOD, PLEASE DONT RIDICULE ME).

Apparently everyone but me knew this. I guess I should have figured it out. Like, I kind of guessed but was all, “Noooooooo....” I don’t know why I was all “Nooooooo...” I mean, it’s famous people.

I read #hiphopmath and immediately starting devolving into “heep, heep hop, heep hop anonymous”. That stupid movie has ruined me.

Did he christen himself that? I don’t think I have the ego to be famous. I have recently lost weight from my headache medicine (decreases appetite and changes tastes so you don’t want the same foods all the time) and I feel uncomfortable accepting compliments of how good I look without compulsively telling people,…

But why? Why is HOV Jay-Z?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EWWWW OR mmmmmmmm..... Hmmm.... I meant her. My damn fingers have been all over the place this morning. But that is an awesome typo. I thank you for pointing it out to me.

I should mention I didn’t read the article. Just the headline and it made me think of head lipstick in my bathroom and why I have it.

After my grandma died I went through her lipstick and jacked this really awful Clinique shimmer peach color, this really pretty Clinique fat stick color, and this Revlon pinkish red whatever color.

So like, I got really upset (and by upset I mean I was like, “Oh nos!” *pause*, look over every inch of blouse, worry, hang out to dry, look over every inch, wonder what was wrong with it) that I had washed it and not done whatever I was supposed to do instead. But mainly I’m not sure what, other than the wrinkles, is…

All day, errday.

I just read my own comment without realizing my own comment and was about to comment, “I DID TOO!” ... I am verra tired.

I read about this on Snapchat while peeing. I was ahead of the game.

THAT IS BASICALLY MY REACTION AND I SNOTTED MYSELF LAUGHING AT THE PERFECTION

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE BEGUN TO LOVE? I HAVE BEGUN TO LOVE THE AFTER FACIAL MASK PORE POPPING. THAT SHIT IS SO GOOD. SO.GOOD.

It will not get the better of you. You will get the better of it. You are the winner.

“I am no ones bitch, but I will be your bitch.” -Words I have spoken in front of my mother to a guy I was seeing. No one accepted it well.

I WOULD HAVE ASSISTED. I WOULD HAVE ASSISTED SO HARD.

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