BUT DONT CALL THEM BITCHES

Unfortunately I am an obsessive popper and will pop no matter what.

It was the needles that got to me. I couldn’t do the medical related schooling because of the needles.

Well it is Arizona.

I have tried defrizzer hair dryers (excuse me, bitch please, those do nothing but put a rats nest on the top of my head), mousse, gel, curl specific, light misting conditioners, pastes, all of my products I use when I straighten my hair. Basically any product I find that looks intriguing and smells nice and is a…

OHMYGOSH, I live in AZ and we usually have a small number (like 1-3, maybe 5) of ‘protestors’ (I feel like that term is angry and should be applied loosely here) just chillin’ out in front. It’s hot and you know they want to stick to their morals but they are also usually old and bring their ratty metal beach chairs…

I WANTED TO BE A DERMATOLOGIST SO I COULD POP PEOPLE’S SHIT AND CUT OUT CYSTS AND TAKE CARE OF ALL OF THE GROSS THINGS PEOPLE ARE ASHAMED OF ON THEIR BODIES. DO NOT BE ASHAMED, CLOGGED PEOPLE, I WILL GET THAT FOR YOU.

My hair is so thick and coarse on top, but on the bottom it is thin as fuck. My head does not know what it’s doing. The thick coarse stuff get’s wavy, the thin stuff get’s ringlets. The heavier the product, the less it does. It took me until I was 18 to realize that I had curly hair and 25 to figure out how to…

HAHAHAHA, goth. Yey! Thanks!

Psh, I just didn’t want my friends, who refused to talk to their parents about their active sex lives, to get pregnant. I didn’t want them getting STD’s and they were WOEFULLY uneducated. And I just wanted them to get their shit checked out by legit medically professionals instead of listening to other ignorant high…

BUT POPPING IS THE BEST AND ITS WHAT I LIVE FOR AND I USED TO DREAM ABOUT MAKING FRIENDS WITH AN ACNE RIDDLED PIMPLE JUST SO I COULD CONSTANTLY POP SOMETHING.

I am not a WOC and I got SO EXCITED when I saw that! Also all of the curl products! (I have curly hair) sound intriguing because they’re not freakin’ gel or mousse or shit. Like, dudes, do you not know how curly hair works? It needs conditioning. Not paste or sticky shit.

I am VERY confused about these sponges. What are they? Do you use face soap with them? My skin has been ridiculous lately and I am a popper. I cannot leave things alone. I must pop. I love to pop. So of course that makes it worse. I need to know about these sponges.

I was JUST emailing my friend this morning telling her how glad I am that she used to work at a Planned Parenthood. How confused I was when she originally told me, years ago, not to tell anyone unless she had already mentioned it to them. I just do not understand. They provide an invaluable service to the public.

I was watching Snark Week Will and Grace episodes and all I could think about was Shade Court. And how I wish Snark could also be Shade. And how I could be the judge. And how my life could be one big Snark without feeling bad about hurting feelings. And also consequences.

True. I kind of feel like most of high fashion is pretending they know, though.

I’m not sure I know what I read, but I am going to say I agree. I do know I thought more about this picture yesterday (because I have a lot of brain room for useless and useful thoughts) and I’ve decided that no matter what, I admire Kim’s complete dedication to her self-esteem. Gonna nude hump some dirt and look…

If this is high fashion, I am high fashion as fuck in all of my snapchats. Like, last night when I took a snap of me in my new amorenaturals.com mermaid face mask that made me green tinged with little dark green speckles, with my left eye doing it’s crazy eye thing and also beginning to sprout a stye. Like, high…

Yah, that clip, while obnoxious in how it was all about “My husband really likes this”, made me like her for how well she got along with Jose. I’m not sure what the point of posting it was (I’m not saying this in a snarky way, I honestly think I missed the point) but I can see me acting that way if the entire clip was…