It took me far too long (of internally alternating “rap-ists” vs “rape-ists”) to figure out what you were actually saying. And then I realized that the joke flew WAY OVER MY HEAD and the joke was not the joke I thought it was and I was trying too hard and I couldn’t just let it go unsaid. (What made me realize? You…

Wait, who is this? (Please don’t be mean and tell me to Google... I just want to know about those green pants. Those green pants that are SO BEAUTIFUL! SO BEAUTIFUL!)

WHY DO MUSCLES CAUSE SO MUCH DAMAGE OVER PENCIL CURLS?!

I HAVE TWO AND AM CONSTANTLY THREATENING TO STEAL MY NEIGHBORS! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

No! You’d be surprised the neck cramps I have gotten that are seemingly unrelated to whatever I was doing... What was I doing the last time? I think I was stretching or like, LOOKING at something and semi stretching and I just held it a smidge too long and BAM, my body pretended I had just woken up with a neck cramp.

I just posted on someone else’s post about wishing I had had a camera capturing my facial expression as I tried this without realizing I meant to try it and all of the pain that happened because of it. Then I posted and navigated away from the page and remembered I’m sore from back and chest day yesterday and the day…

I too immediately tried it. I don’t know why. I also don’t know why I assumed it was reasonable to attempt when I have shoulder problems that inhibit certain movements TO THE EXTREME (excuse me, but the ridiculous flexibility I have in one area vs the other is just confounding). But I honestly wish I had had a camera…

I am 5’6” (technically 5’5” and 3/4 EXACTLY since I was 12 and am now 28 so I am not going anywhere) and I just recently had someone ask me if I was 5’10”. Um... No. I am not 4 inches taller than my height, sir.

I like all of his songs except for the mainly rapping songs. Sooo... Wait. That makes no sense. I love/hate him. His predominately ‘rapping’ songs kill me. But his songs with smidges of ‘rapping’ are less murderous and I can just cringe through until he’s done. My roommate and I just try to gloss over those parts and…

I seriously don’t get the spite-buy return to a different store bullshit. Like, I’m 100% with her on the shitty attitude of the sales person. But wouldn’t the better spite buy be the go to a different store and get better service and spend all your money there? You hurt the other store, you gave your money to a bad…

I feel you on the animal butt love.

I can’t stop watching, mouth open, almost falling asleep at my desk.

I feel like I came too late to the party to get a response, BUT, this is the article to post this. My fool around buddy’s penis won’t fit. He’s not big, he’s average. I know that there are plenty of reasons why it might not fit, (i.e., I’m not feeling overly sexy, I’m just having fun and enjoying myself and…

WHY IS THIS SO FAR DOWN?

I really enjoy man nipples, and have been extremely confused lately. Why do other people not enjoy bewbs like I do? It just doesn’t make any sense.

I am deeply shamed to admit I didn’t know this was a thing. Like, I probably wouldn’t go. But, I at least would have liked to be informed. What with my smut addiction. Also, men. And women who are unashamed to woohoo at all the men and the references to stiff cocks and shuttling members (which I listen to at werk all…

Very forgiven.

Cowboy cat is appropriate. I approve.

My fingers have minds of their own. Multiple. They each have more than one. Sometimes I will be saying the word I want to be typing ALOUD and watching my hands type a completely different word. I will then delete and try again. A different word will then emerge, again. I will try once more. A different word. I do not…

So many word typos in my post. So many.