Hahahaha, you have thoroughly schooled me while still being kind. But if it involves eye torture, I can’t.

IT’S A MOVIE?!

This picture is one of those times when I wish I had heeded the blur.

I’m really glad this is the first thing I saw when I got in to werk today.

I have no idea what this is, but I like it.

Sooo, not for this post, but I ordered one of the sample boxes from the sample boxes post a couple weeks ago. They had been sold out but I got an email saying it has shipped this week! I’m so excited! I had to share how excited I am... I got the one... the natural one... Lord I am bad, I don’t even know what I got.…

I will pop anything you want. ANYTHING. At all. I will pop all the ingrown hairs for you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yes, but it’s just semi naughty. Not all the way naughty. My mother is being referenced, you know.

Slip ‘n’ Slide

My sweet, Southern Belle mama randomly started waxxing poetic (I like to spell ‘waxing’ with two x’s, to make it semi naughty) one day about how she likes “that Pitbull”. She says things like that. About random famous people. Just, out of nowhere. Says she likes them. People like Pitbull (who I would definitely do,…

Now I do.

No. She took away your freckles. I hate her. Freckles need to be the stars that they are.

Nah, just a super skinny chick on a pointe shoe. She obviously doesn’t have a flat foot, but I wouldn’t look at the picture and think ballerina. I look at the picture and get confused. But also there are boogers drawn on so I might be confused because of that.

I’m guessing by her arch that this was strictly for show.

Exactly what all of my thoughts centered on. Dildo for a dude.

Whore.

I had JUST been having this text convo:

I have done that with so many shoes. I bought a pair of Fergalicious black suede (fake, of course) closed toe wedges from DSW once. They are my go to black wedges because they fit the bestest and I can keep them on my feet and go all night. But man, the struggle to buy them when I realized they were a singer’s…

I hate shopping anywhere but TJMaxx and Marshalls. But I really wish sometimes that they would have bigger stores with more mall like layout qualities.