I love that description.

Well, take it as you will, but remember that the anatomy of every foot is different. And the anatomy of every shoe is different! So, you may find some that will fit. However, it is my experience that almost every pair I’ve found of hers automatically run towards narrow.

Oh my gosh, the lack of width. Let me just chop my foot in half.

Her shoes were not my comfort bag. I loved the look and the years of use (I have many in my closet) but like I always told my customers the anatomy of your foot may not work with the anatomy of the shoe you adore. But maybe don’t let that stop you. It’s really interesting to hear so many women on here (I guess I’m…

Back when I worked in retail and cared about fashion and shoes (before I ruined my ankle) and shopped in malls and such (DISCOUNTS) I loved her stuff. However, I found that her shoes tended to run narrow, and my feet are not narrow. That didn’t really stop me, though.

I worked in retail for years, shoes, clothing, etc. And of course was a huge shopper. Her stuff, yes I know, it’s not designed by her, is actually extremely cute. Seriously, cute. I never buy it now because I have no need to (I mainly shop at TJMaxx and Marshalls and while I will find her shoes, I don’t wear heels any…

OoooOO!! Because, no joke, this is like, the best calendar I've ever seen. Also, one of the first times I've ever spelled calendar right on the first time (and even looking at the first correct spelling I spelled it wrong the second time).

I'm stupid and kept scrolling looking for the blatant CLICK HERE TO BUY THE CALENDAR I WASN'T INVITED TO PARTICIPATE IN link. And then realized it was at the very top.

OHMYGOSH I RECENTLY BOUGHT THIS MOVIE BECAUSE I HAVE PLANS TO RELIVE MY YOUTH THROUGH THE TV!

I don't know what "so hard she just a jump with one leg" means.

I went to a boat wedding. My god parent's daughter got married. Not because she wanted to be married for forever, but because she heard the clock ticking. Anyways, princess got married and her maid of honor went CRAYZAY on the dance floor. And when I say CRAYZAY I mean she went so hard she just a jump with one leg in…

This was what happened when my roommate emailed me about this:

It took me a HOT MINUTE to figure out this was sarcasm at it's finest. A hot minute of "What the actual fuck am I watching?" And, "Why is blond Cher with no talent famous?" And "Do these dancers hate their lives?" And, "The things my fellow white people will promote."

I just realized I wrote "lover half of my face" and I think it still works.

I just realized I wrote "lover half of my face" and I think it still works.

These lippers of mine can't use Burt's. Used to all the damn time. Then I randomly got a large case of the hives on the lover half of my face and neck (from Aloe Vera, of all things). I had to take some steroids and whatnot and from then on the only thing I could put on my lips without getting eczema was Aquaphor.…

These lippers of mine can't use Burt's. Used to all the damn time. Then I randomly got a large case of the hives on…

Blah blah blah, sports things and lots of words.

I too am horrible at math. And my first answer when reading 15+6 was 21, but then I read 23 and decided to go with it. Because I know I'm bad at math, and therefore gullible. AND THEN I READ THE COMMENTS AND REALIZED THAT I'M NOT BAD AT MATH, I'M BAD AT STICKING TO MY ANSWERS.

THANK YOU. I can only imagine that because of the outfit she was like, "This will be a good outfit and picture to show that I have a butt! Now to add a butt!" And that's why she did it. But yah, the photoshopping wasn't as confusing to me as the picture itself.

::Passes note back that says, "Don't worry, I sent a bottle of Whiskey to sita yesterday."::

I'm laughing so hard at my desk but I'm trying to keep it quiet but I can't because it's too much and so now I'm crying and suffocating on my throat. Suffocating on my throat. It's just perfect. Perfection captured. You win.