HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SO TICKLED! It's like, we looked at cats and said, "They have fun in cardboard, people can too." And marketed to us like we're cats.

I think we need NO parties.

Thank you so much.

HAHAHAHAHA. Oh man...

Lol, good luck! I don't think I could do it if her current boss was an asshat... And normally I avoid political discussions like the plague. I get too riled up. I try to avoid politics in general. I am that person. That voter who is so upset she doesn't vote. (I actually was going to vote this past year but didn't…

Honestly? I just have to force myself to remember she is a person and feels just as strongly about her views as I do mine. Once I can remember that, then it's just a matter of listening. Is she really saying something offensive to me? No, not really. I mean, basically, from our discussions the only thing that I get…

My roommate is one of those people. We both say we are not to discuss politics, but somehow we end up getting involved in discussions that I normally shy away from even with people of my own view set. Luckily, only about twice have I been too hardheaded to concede she has a right to her belief and hurt her feelings.…

Dude- my roommate and I have been repeatedly discussing the confusing (I'm looking for a certain word and can't find it, my brain has farted lately) appeal of iceberg lettuce for two weeks- since we discovered a HUGE bag is only $1.99 at Costco. It's the crunch, I say. I know there is no nutritional value. I KNOW it…

Good gracious, thank you for doing that! I just... It kills me, as someone who has been reading the dirty smut since 7th grade and hiding it between her mattresses, to know that the author who wrote 50 Shades would become famous because of it. I mean... if you're going to read romance, and you're going to read graphic…

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh man, I was so glad when Kindle came out because then no one would see my ridiculous covers. But, if I had a bookstore where someone like you worked, I would proudly ask for my naughty novels. Loud. And proud. "WHERE ARE THE LITERARY PENII?!"

Hah! Classic photoshop snafu!

There is no right. There is only wrong. Go with wrong.

You have a very, very good job.

That is so interesting! I guess I should have thought of it. I have random discolorations throughout my body that aren't scars but I always considered the opposite of a freckle (heh). They're just small so I forget until I get distracted by a one on my arm when I'm easily thrown off course of whatever I was doing. But…

RIGHT?! And if I were your friend and knew you had painful scoliosis and wanted to help, I would give you that massage!

DUDE, she didn't tell me about the damage I inflicted until 5+ years later! I never knew! Now, I had a friend who had a tic. A legit tic. It took me YEARS to notice (I just thought she was slightly spazzy... Ah, youth). And then once I didn't notice it as being an uncontrollable thing, all I wanted to do was point it…

Well, (that sucks, this isn't the same thing, but I hate how gummie my smile is. When I'm really smiling my upper lip disappears and my gums come out and that's all I see) if it makes you feel any better at all, most people are oblivious. I would totally notice because I notice all the things that aren't useful.

... OK, so it was mainly people who weren't actually watching her at the time of my statement. But if we were in front of a TV or something and I could point it out, they believed me. So, I mean, I guess vindication isn't really necessary... But you could totally rage yell to yourself in your apartment on my behalf!…

Weird! How do you know this?!

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER EVERYONE REFUSED TO ACKNOWLEDGE MY TRUTH WHEN I SAID SHE HAD A LAZY EYELID! It is true though. Go back and look at every movie, TV show, etc., she's ever done and you will see her lid in various degrees of laziness.