Poor small penii, always made fun of... So, another question: are there freckled penii out there? I was watching this really boring porn once and the penis was two toned. Half of it was a dark grey/brown, and the other half was, you know, white person flesh colored. So if that can happen, then could freckles happen…

What's the Irish curse? I must know.

HAH! I was lucky!

Hah! That brother doctor man sounds FABULOUS. Weird, yours went UP SO HIGH SO FAST! And then down really fast... Mine went up really fast and then kept going up. It was like, 7,000 when they first tested me and then it jumped overnight to 9,000. But you had chest pain is what I keep coming back to.

Dude, why did they let you go after one night at 27,000 and they wouldn't let me go when I only got as high as 9,000? And that is sort of horrifying... Chest pain? All my chest pain stems from my constant acid reflux so if I couldn't attribute it to that I would be concerned, to say the least.

Haha, thanks! It was seriously like going through withdrawl. "Why is no one checking on me every half hour? Why is my pee not getting measured? Why isn't anyone concerned when I say I want to walk around?"

I AM A LADY! FIX!

They had no idea. They had assumed (sight unseen) that because the report said I was at the gym and my blood said I was a raging rabdo, that it was the exercise. But then I explained that it wasn't. And they had no idea. They especially didn't understand the lack of pain and all of the other symptoms. I wanted to…

Rabdo isn't necessarily a "You're on a certain meds and at risk," or "You overtrain and overtrain and overtrain so you're dying," thing. I got it without all the pain, soreness, swollen muscles, and brown pee, when I was out of shape. Passed out at the gym (don't you judge me, I was going through things) and the gym…

The bar is touching the floor. Have a smidgen of consideration and less laziness than a 20 year old cat who weighs 50 pounds and the bar will raise.

Too late to get any viewings, but while eating cookies like chips at my desk and messaging my coworker to come take them away, this article popped up. Then this conversation happened:

Alex Minsky, OMG THAT MAN. Do not Google image search Alex Minsky at werk because all of the nudey pics will be on display for your coworkers. Or...

Thank you, because I was avoiding it. And I was legitimately trying to bond with you because I DONT Google all the things I should Google I prefer to be told, more often than not.

Meh, I could Google many things, and don't. Sometimes I prefer other people to do it for me. TOTALLY understandable. (Completely serious, not sarcastic.) (I feel like everything I write and say lately is coming off as sarcastic and it's starting to worry me. Like, what if I'm secretly this horribly sarcastic person…

I Googled the airline name and a bunch of Mexico links with Spanish words came up, so I'm guessing it is a Mexican airline. That clarification could come in handy, though, because after reading your post I realized that (without the right context) "Mexican Pilot" sounds HELLA racist. Like, what are you implying, Jia?

It will. It will...

Do you feel slightly inappropriate now for fantasizing about him in a sexual way?

Oh my gosh, I am so upset. Is he awful? Why don't I know who he is? He was the good-looking factor in this preview for me. I just commented on someone else's thread before reading this that his name and my ignorance was the only thing I took away from the preview. Is he an ass? Did I make a big mistake imaginarily…

All I took from this preview was, "Who is Sam Worthington? why is he so pretty? Where is that accent from and why is it not present in my bedroom?" So the womp womp is totally OK with me.

Poor Snape.