They are chonies. Or grannies. Or fulls. Or thongs. I use undies, but that, for some reason, makes me thing of poop. #Choniesisters

Yah I try to explain it but it never works. My jeans never irritate me. The only time they can get uncomfortable is when sitting. And that's usually if the jeans don't fit right. Otherwise, having underwear constantly touching me or moving/shifting just bugs the crap out of me. Best decision I ever made.

Hahaha, I was complaining to our front office woman at work the other day about not wanting to wear pants so I was wearing some mildly inappropriate shorts and waiting for HR to pull me aside. She interrupted me with a very accurate observation, "You just hate wearing clothes." She was right. I do. The less the…

I don't know what the J Train is, BUT, it does happen in my car, in August, in Arizona. Mainly I hate swamp ass/pelvis at the gym. I love humidity sweat while working out, hate the way it sits in your shorts like, "GOOD LUCK GETTING RID OF THIS SLIP N SLIDE MESS!" And then sitting down and sliding off the bench.

I live in AZ so normally it just dries up in the dry heat. But right now it's monsoon season and swamp ass is a thing that happens and it happened with or without underwear my whole life. So I deal as others deal. Except without a slow drying fabric stuck to my crevices.

With ALL clothes. People are always like, "Don't your bits rub against your jeans/pants?" And I say, "No." Because they don't. No but really, I was always uncomfortable wearing chonies, always. And then I stopped wearing them. I never have wedgies or obnoxious movement. The only time it becomes uncomfortable is when…

Commando is the only way. I HATE wearing undies. Any kind are just horribly uncomfortable. I have been known to remove my chonies throughout the day when wearing a skirt or dress, just so I can have some freedom for a bit. FREE FLYING FOR LIFE.

Really should not have tried to drink some water while watching this.

Why do I see no comments talking about how fantastic this whole conversation is? And that reply just makes it even better. Thank you for posting.

"I would love to worship your pecs and nipples sometime if you are into that. :) "

I finally had to delete my FB for just that reason. For all the solid, valid and intellectual arguments I posted or linked to about feminism, equality, and ridiculous people of politics (which was EXTREMELY rare because I am far too emotionally invested in these things to seek out a confrontation) there were 20 who…

I might be late to this party BUT here is how I limit my olfactory contact with his litter:

"must be this patriot to ride america!"

That's basically what I tell my cat too, but he is a he and he doesn't care about feminism because he doesn't have a daughter.

Kimmel ruined it with his rapey sleep comment.

I feel yah, sister. Or brother. I feel yah.

Thank you.

I couldn't even read the hot parts. My best friend ADORES the books (she is even hornier than I) and so I did it for her. Unfortunately, even my love for her could not get me through.

That's what I love about coming home from work. He gets SO IMPATIENT with me sometimes that I'll still be opening the door and he's charging it meowing at the top of his lungs like, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE GONE SO LONG. WHAT THA HELL? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I NEED YOU TO RUB MY BACK UNTIL IT GLEAMS UNDER THE…

I'm housesitting for a coworker right now and leaving my cat alone at night. I think he appreciates it like a teenager appreciates his parents being out of town. I feel sort of bad for him that he doesn't know any ladies to invite over and romance, though. Indoor cats have the worst social lives. #nopussyforthomás