I think that's an OK kind of sore, IMO.

Dude, when I first started to be able to actually give myself an orgasm, I once went all night long and then finally looked at the clock: it was 5am. DON'T LET THE O'S RULE YOUR LIFE!

Reversing? I am a pro. Parallel? I am a pro. Head on parking into a normal sized parking space? ... slight problem. Also, my complex has amazingly tiny garage spaces, I drive a small '05 Civic, I have gotten a Corolla rental car stuck ( and by stuck I mean I pulled in and scraped the side of the car against the side…

I want to make this for my cat.

I'm dying.

Yes, very. I'm not going to argue with you and "Christ-like" vs. heathen hypocrite.

Yah, reading that comment, I can see where he was coming from, sort of. If he had given a harsher sentence and then made a comment, with his heart behind it and not his misguided attempt to put this out of his mind, that he hopes she finds peace some day so that she can better move on and look to the future (for…

I am such a boob person (really upset when I gained a bunch of weight and still had boobs I considered sub-par) so when I first saw this all I thought was "BOOBS!"

I had to Google what all of that meant. Came up with this and was HUGELY disappointed in the costume. Then I realized "duh" they will add in all the cool costume effects later.

hahaha, that happened to us the day I discovered this skit! I pulled my two closest coworkers to my desk and we all sat and watched. Then one coworker went back to her desk and continued her internet tool shopping, and the other went to her desk and we watched more Jimmy Fallon skits at our individual desks and sent…

Heh, I live in the US but I don't catch any of these! I love hearing people talk about TV shows and the only references I have are what I read about on here. If I want to see something I have to youtube. (This makes trivia games difficult for me, among other reasons, because they inevitably have TV show questions and…

Umm, it's a bit that he has done multiple times. But I don't watch the show so I don't know how many times. I only know the ones I've found on youtube.

I was just thinking about Megan Fox the other day (I have no idea why, the brain is a mysterious place indeed). Whatever happened to her?

The best guest is still Channing Tatum. He did the 'accent'(?) the best out of any of the skits I've seen.

#whoknows #turning27attheendofthemonthandijustwanttonap

See, that's the way it should be. Finish and then bow and then move on. No need for videos, just let your hazy memories carry you.

No nononono. 26 year old no longer virgin unless you talk to my friends who don't believe oral or it not fitting counts. I had super drunken sex with some random guy I had met once before for like an hour. I did not want to have the sex, but was shoulder shrugging because I wasn't waiting for anything, I mostly just…

I love DC, and I love walking through all of those parks. And I love your patriotic fucking. Carry on.

I love all of the stories that involve random strangers witnessing other strangers having sex and applauding. I wish that all those assholes who videotape people having sex would put down the phone and applaud instead of taping it to post on the internet! Encouragement, people!

I so want this to be a real reunion.