Please keep remembering these things and posting.

I have Pentecostal cousins and have been to their church for weddings. I am very much enjoying imagining them seeing this.

#yourhashtagsaremyhashtags #poorhashtaggingsisters #ican'twaittohearpeoplessexytimestories

I would probably still find it appealing all jungly and covered in chicken poo.

That house is AMAZING!! I just sent the link to a coworker who is house shopping and was like, "AZ has nothing this historically awesome looking." I'm sure she will agree.

I read this as "erotic disease" and was greatly amused. My sister is a high school teacher and one of her students was doing a presentation with a partner and said, "I hate it when my partner drives erotically" instead of erratically. Erotic is the best word to put into sentences.

IDK, but my favorite part is when the person clicks off the screen and you see a frozen picture of their morphed face. Or when the internet you borrow from your neighbor shuts down mid conversation and you don't realize it so you keep talking and talking and talking.

I don't care about the show (I have no TV) but I caught this guy who works at my gym (whom I have a HUGE crush on) Facetiming with his sister. Only I didn't know that's what he was doing as it looked like he was checking himself out in a basketball. Many jokes were had at his expense because of this.

Good because last week I sneezed and tinkled a little. PEOPLE WHO NEED KEGELS UNITE!

I have somehow converted to short, beefy muscled bearded guys lately. Almost twisted my ankle staring at a man three inches shorter than me as he walked away. #noshame #okalittleshame #doublestandard #thegymisfullofshortmuscularmenwithgreatbutts #ihavenoideawhyi'mhashtagging

I have shy bladder, I guarantee I couldn't tinkle in front of a camera or live audience. Maybe I could sneak out a silent but deadly. We could call it, "Fuming Silence".

... he didn't eat it, raw, did he? Hahahahaha, raw, eat it, vagina. (I have devolved into a small, hormonal child).

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I just reread it. TYPO!! Tooth=toot. Like, a lady fart. I'm so glad you commented on this so I could have this morning giggle.

I guess, then, that my art could be comedy art. "Come watch the lady pee while poppin an egg out of her vag! Food, fun, art. Something for everyone! When two worlds collide (art and humor) everyone wins!" And then the person who would let me plop a paint egg on their body would win a prize. Like when you have those…

If we think about all the way this could have gone wrong, she is really impressive.

Yah I was puzzled that she did that too. If only because were I doing it I feel like I'd have to assume the open legged squat position, bend forward, and try to figure out how to fit that sucker in. She just stands there and secretly ingests it through her catfish, which is in itself more hidden than my way. I don't…

Heh, I am in no way vegan, but no joke, this place is amazing. Mmmmm, avocado.

Mine would end up being a pee painting. I do not have the kegels this woman does.

Oh my gosh I want to see the full clip! Why is the last one in the front wearing a towl and everyone else is proudly paint saturated? Did she get too frisky and pop a boob and need to cover?

This has nothing to do with your post, but for some bizarre reason while I was reading it I got a massive craving for this vegan restaurant downtown (my downtown, not yours, since I know not where you live). I thought maybe you should know that you are somehow channeling vegan subliminal messages.