While your response is fantastic and that French bastard is an asshat, your gifs are just... they just are. I WANT THAT LION GIF! How did you get it? How do I get it? Wait, I should try to save it from here first before asking questions...

bahahahahahahaa, but he's not wearing a "I'm next to a Bobcat" shirt!

Yyyyeeesssss!!! Did Seth have a love child we never knew about?

He looks like the guy that got arrested for drunk driving while wearing a "shitfaced" tshirt.

And no matter how much you tucker them out the night before, they still wake up before the buttcrack of dawn.

Hahahaha, butt face? Yah I swear he's "scenting" the air around me. Like maybe he's making sure that we're going to play? IDK. He has decided that, instead of playing on me with his toys in the morning, from 4 am until I get up, that there are toys UNDER me. For hours and hours, no matter what I do (I have a studio…

It took me awhile into reading the first paragraph to realize that "beef" meant argument and not actual beef, as in cow. I envisioned when Rachel made her beef dessert on friends and Joey chowed down.

Well that is nice! Thomás was trying to hunt a lacewing one night. I thought it was precious and tried to assist him. I lifted him up so he could see it and he immediately lost where it was. I pointed, I put his eye next to it, everything. He is just... a dog.... I love him though, and thankfully live in a fairly bug…

Hahahaha, a dog house, I love it! Although, that is very sad that his behavior changed like that. Hopefully nothing traumatic happened. Thomás is HUGE. Literally, every person who sees him is like, "HE'S SO BIG!" To which I respond, "Nnnnoooooooooo", rude assholes. He's just long. He now weights 14 pounds. He is also…

ahhhhhhh!!!! He is so REGAL!!! Thomßs just looks like a ratty Tom cat (which is how he got his name). Isn't it great?! Thomás is so spoiled it's quite humerus. I found out he gained two pounds since I adopted in late last year. I have decided they are two pounds of pure muscle. My cat lady friend agreed. I want to pet…

Prince Harry is probably just as cute in kitty form as human form. I approve. I sent my mom this link in email yesterday http://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-drink… and told her that her grandcat would love to have this for his birthday. She asked when his birthday was and I had to admit it's not until November but that…

I.KNOW. They should probably hire me and I can troubleshoot everything (I'm really awesome at breaking computers). Then I can fix it all. Because GENIUS.

Hey! So, I have been dealing with this problem too and leaving little comments like, *STAR*. But then I figured out that if you hit the "View all replies" link, and then scroll to the comment you want to star, it will allow you to star it. Stupid, but I figured it out! (And felt fantastically genius about it).

I literally just spit on my computer laughing. I have changed many a small children's diapers and one day realized that a child was uncircumcised. And then I had a hard time putting the comments of yore (those comments from people I had heard in my life about uncircumcised) and what I was seeing and imagining it on a…

No, I get what you're saying. I don't like the new Kinja because good replies get hidden. And I figured out that I have to view the whole comment feed to be able to star a comment. I really don't understand why they did it. But when something is difficult for me I usually spend less time doing it. Similar to how the…

yes! I adore making out. Just.a.dore.it. I could makeout for hours (if the gettin was good), and do without all the excess. However, bad breath, horrible tongue movements, etc., mean I want nothing to do with your tongue. So the guy was a decent kisser, but he went down on me twice (I have been oddly lucky in the…

I am finding, through my extensive porn research, that penises are not necessarily scary (except for how huge they can be, OHMYGOODLORDGETTHATTHINGAWAYFROMHERVAGINA!NONONONO!) and more funny looking. I don't think they're particularly sexy or sex inspiring. However, my best friend LOVES her some penis. Just loves it.…

No, thank you!

(alt+0225) Is he a ginger?! I had to take Thomás to the emergency vet the other night and ended up sitting next to a 6 month old boxer puppy who's name was Thomas! (no accent/emphasis).

heh, the one and only time I've tried penetrative sex we were both super drunk (I, being as drunk as I was, did not know how drunk I was, and did not know he was drunk at all). It was fine, I didn't want to do it but was sick of saying no. So he tried. In the end it wouldn't fit so he masturbated and jizzed on my…