hahahahaha. I like that he laughed. Laughter is the best. Also, it showed that he wasn't taking everything too seriously. Eckhem, horny American men at the bars who just want to get laid and give no fucks about the woman.

Haha, it's like the blind leading the blind with us.

I just commented to someone else about this. I had never known what an uncircumsized penis looked like until I started watching porn. All I had heard was that it was gross or funny looking or scary. I am not confused about people's reactions to it. Honestly, confused. Now I know that there are health considerations…

ahhhhhh, that is horrifying!! Honest to goodness, I have only ever heard that the reason women don't like foreskin is because the penis "looks funny" or is "scary". To which I can now say, "I have been watching a lot of porn and don't understand how 'funny' or 'scary'. But knowing this? I am feeling very very bad for…

I don't understand why Kinja won't let me like a shitton of comments now a days. So this is my version of "starring" you. *STAR*

I've decided they're everywhere and almost all Arizona men are slightly if not wholly bro. Unless the non-bros are hiding somewhere.

Gingers be crazy. Yes, pronounced Tomas but (and a friend showed me finally how to do the little dash thingy ma bob) because he is special it is spelled "Thomás". He's special like those people who name their kids "Maerie" instead of "Mary" are.

bahahahahahahaha! I could definitely see that one. I appreciate your brain.

You are a beautiful person.

You forgot the Arizona Bro. AKA, every guy I ever grew up with. I seriously just decided that I need to change what I'm looking for and realized that I don't actually know non-bros. Also, I really like muscle. And all my fellow gym rats are bros. So this journey will be difficult. Probably I'll just continue to lust…

Ummm, that scruffy driver is beautiful. How do I make him mine?

I'm trying to star your comment, but for some reason it won't allow me to. So, STAR!

Basically when I see acronyms and have no idea what they mean I just shrug and move on. I then find out later that I should have attempted to figure them out as I completely misunderstood what I was reading. I then forget what I learned and do the same thing next time I read the acronym. #lazy

If I could make out with some of the men, straight or not, I would be OK with this. But I guess I have low standards.

He does know, he just gives no fucks. I love Bootsie's face. Probably Thomas would love it too. Probably they would be best friends. Cats are the best. Ugh, tha best.

We are going to have really good lives.

I love it! Your cat is an alky... You might want to work on that. Thomas was so chill at Petsmart, I had no idea how to act or what to do. He just explored the back room, jumping up on things, let me pick him up no matter what he was doing, basically was just so curious and laid back that I couldn't say no. At one…

WTH, why didn't they show us? That was so anticlimactic...

I made this stupid parrot for my Thomas (said Toe-mas) and then tried to get a video of him first playing with it. He played for a minute and then spent the next 30 seconds molesting the phone in my hand to show me his thanks.

Ahhhh! Your middle kitty looks like my kitty!!! I love them. I want all the kitties. My coworker sent me this this morning and said he has seen my future: