I had an angel-meat and unicorn-egg omelette for breakfast today and it was just okay.

No RS should have three pedals.

Well there was this one time with a flashing warning that said “danger to manifold” and then the floor fell out.

*slams fist on the table*

I took the test and I got this

So for a second, I thought my Automatching service may be in jeopardy,then I took the quiz. The methodology behind this is like someone going to a nutritionist to lose weight and the doctor says, “What kind of lightbulbs do you use?

Total lie. They have all been vaped in.

This is me. Right now. Reading this headline.

Ross is learning the deny-and-squeeze hustle from Bernie. He’s quoted as saying this role is the only thing that would interest him. But Liberty has to pay to play. Just like Bernie says

I gotcha guys

Other commenters are giving you pats on the back, but allow me to just be brutally honest here.

Just another day as a Mustang driver.

Just look at that left rear!

Lawyered

I laughed and you should feel bad.

First thing I see on Jalopnik.....

Now that’s my kind of guy! Why? Because he eats Cheerios.

I dig the car, but I don’t think “obliterate” accurately describes what happened. It was really quite close the entire race.

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