What? I’m just saying... have a backup. Always have a backup. Are you ok?

My phone plays a crucial role in my life, as well. Because of that, I’ve taken the following steps (which I’d recommend):

I chuckled at the joke, then I guffawed at the dead pan fact correction.

This guy was on @midnight. He was the least funny contestant they’d ever had. Painful to watch.

Peanuts are not the best nut. Allow me to explain.