That’s actually hilarious. Imagine a time when people couldn’t immediately identify who he was and what he “sold” just by his name alone. Kind of blows the mind, but he did have to start somewhere, I guess. The question about the “marvelous soil” of Kentucky had me laughing.

I have doubts about this. Creamed Corn? Really? I have been a guest at the Thanksgiving of six other families and not a single one have served that barf.

Probably has a lot to do with the time period you grew up in. For me, this looks really cool and I’m excited to play it, partly because the Playstation was my childhood game console. Getting the look and feel of a Playstation era game right using modern tools is probably pretty difficult, but seems they nailed it.

I think they all border each other. Thus, there can only be one survivor!

Same. It read like an Onion article to me, then I realized that, no, this is an actual thing and I am several thousand miles outside of the loop.

If you like bite-sized horror, might I suggest Convenience Store on Steam? You can easily reach one of the endings in about an hour and a half. There’s multiple endings if you want to challenge yourself.

No, no, no, no. No. Nope. Nuh-uh. That didn’t happen. That twist doesn’t exist because there aren’t any games after Star Ocean 2.

“Dear, sweet, Littlefoot. Do you remember the way to the Great Valley?”

Agreed. You can really tell when the voice acting is done by Gladys at the front desk and Steve from accounting, instead of professional VAs. I tend to prefer silent indies (or maybe a decent gibberish Animal Crossing like speech) than anything else.

If you can’t afford to pay waitstaff a livable wage, you shouldn’t run a restaurant. Find a different business to run or get another job.

I’ve noticed that Mihoyo has gone all in with a ton of small details that don’t particularly seem important, but really give the game depth. The first time I noticed this was in a particular character’s idle animation. In the animation, a strong wind blows the character’s hair and clothing. That wind though? It…

My god, those frogs... they’re breathtaking! I can already see myself corralling a whole swarm of them into my compound.

Same. I have zero recollection of Fallout 3 ever crashing, but I’ll be damned if I could ever make it through a few hours in Vegas without a crash or two. Good thing Vegas was so much fun story-wise, or I woulda dropped it.

For some reason, the trailer made me really, really nostalgic for Star Ocean 2, and that’s a good thing. Maybe this’ll be the “sequel” I’ve always wanted, but never got (you hear me, SquareEnix, you typewriter monkies).

Ah, yes. The Pandora Papers. Those papers I’ve definitely heard about before. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll get going to Google to search for something completely unrelated.

If I was going to write a light novel, it’d be “Yeah, okay, so maybe riding that emu wasn’t the best idea, so what?”

Any word on if real names and billing addresses are in the data?

Nope, that’s the first thing I do, too. I want none of that.

It seems pretty obvious where they’re going with this. That there is blatantly a chat box from a mobile messenger app. Bandai Namco is probably going to start focusing more on mobile games (ugh), so in a way, the direction they went with the logo makes sense.

Same! I was already reaching for my Switch before this game’s trailer was finished.