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Ah, well, guess it’s time to restock the liquor cabinet. Gotta be prepared for the next four years.

Wait, you can kill the Alien with a weapon in Alien Isolation?

I think I’m most excited by how much more involved the museum appears to be. All those rooms with fancy lighting and soothing-as-heck music? I’m there.

Oh thank god. I was still having to move my chair much closer to the TV, even after the previous font update. This will be very welcome.

Hmmm, I want to try this, but by skewering the egg and roasting it over a campfire. I’ll report the results next time I go camping.

Uh huh, but do you have Nissans? Didn’t think so.

Oh hell, I do something similar to this. When I’m dealing with ornery male patients, I use my “dumb girl” voice and couch everything I’m asking them to do as them doing me a “favor.” It works for 99% of the male population, except for that 1% that hate women and only want male nurses/doctors.

You had me at Gideon Emery. That man’s voice is sex incarnate and I would listen to him narrate the back of a goddamn cereal box, let alone voice any given video game character.

That was my exact first thought and now I’m terrified.

While Keaton is definitely (in my unbiased opinion) the best Batman, if this list hadn’t had Val Kilmer’s lips as #1 then it would have been invalid. That man’s lips were sculpted by angels.

I was just lamenting the gender lock thing today. I’ve been entertaining the idea of going over to a male lala from a viera for a while (choosing male only because I hate the female lala voices), but then I discovered exactly how much of my glamours were gender locked. It genuinely gave me pause about whether I wanted…

Hmm, at this point I’d just be happy with a compilation on the Switch like what they did with Grandia and Mana.

I deeply adore so many NPCs from so many games, but hands-down it’s gotta be my boi Haurchefant. The ultimate bro, he was a genuinely kind, caring, and welcoming presence in an otherwise hostile world, the one life-line after your character loses everything in FFXIV. Pour one out for the homie.

Journey. That game hit me hard, cried like a damn baby at the end. I was fortunate enough to get paired with someone who stuck it with me through it all. I’d pay money to experience that again.

For a second there I thought this was going to be a “what color is the dress” issue, because I looked back at the photo and was like wait, that’s a brown beanie.

The trailer showed some parallels and call-backs to the first movie, so if you haven’t watched at least the first, you might consider it. It’s pretty darn good. Feel free to skip the sequels though, they’re all about Jigsaw’s “legacy” and his disciples/copycats.

Hell, I want me some The Last Story on the Switch. Feel like that didn’t get nearly as much love as it should.

*clutches pearls* W-W-What?! The Scarlet Letter made the hated list? That was our class’ favorite required reading book. We made so many memes about the characters and posted them in the classroom (our teacher, also being a nerd of good taste, encouraged this). We also discussed the (probably debunked) possibility of…

A lot of these summaries read like something that would put me on an FBI watchlist if I even accidentally clicked the play button for the trailer...