When they played on my server there was someone crafting right next to them as goldsmith and I swear they were trying to time their skill use to the music. The “tinktinktink” matched up perfectly to several moments in the Star Ocean song that it made me wonder if it was planned.

Oh man, Heather, I’m way late to this, but I was there too! I sent snapchats of to my non-FFXIV friend who was more or less like “Oh, that’s cool” I had to call my FC over to get confirmation that this was, indeed, very cool. It was really neat and I mildly lost my shit for the Star Ocean song (it being one of my…

I could not be more happy about not having to buy a new game

*whispers* I heard they handle joysticks. A veritable den of sin!

Oh, no joke. My exact first thought before I read the article was “Must be the Woodlands,” followed quickly by “Or perhaps Friendswood?”

*sighs* *whips out credit card*

No joke. I remember reading about how the studio behind Wizard of Oz forced Judy Garland to take pills, adrenaline shots, and smoke several packs of cigarettes a day, all whilst eating nothing but chicken soup to keep her small, girlish figure. And Judy Garland was 17 years old at the time.

My head-canon of the origins of the monsters goes like this:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie...

What gets me the most is this self-aggrandizing assumption by Cosby (through his spokescroney) that Eddie Murphy couldn’t possibly have found success if Cosby hadn’t “broken barriers” for him. Anyone who says Eddie Murphy isn’t a comedy genius is a miserable, lying trash-heap. If Cosby hadn’t broken barriers... Eddie…

I’m going to be cautiously optimistic. I love New Mutants, but I’m absolutely, 100% terrified this will end up being a horrible, slapdash hack job. Guess I’ll find out in April, maybe?

Obviously, this is some form of masochism. We’re only hurting ourselves when we keep clicking these articles.

The backside.

Agreed. I’m hoping they do something more satisfying for the movie, without taking away from what the ending was itself tonally speaking.

I noticed that, too. Flipped the script on the whole vulnerability thing and somehow it comes out feeling way more effective with it being a guy?

Oh, just when I thought I’d finally cleaned up and kicked my crack habit, here comes my dealer with a serving of China White. Fantastic.

I’m 100% with you here. I’m not sure what made me finally pick it up (might have been a random youtube video), but when I actually got around to playing it... good lord, I couldn’t put it down. It probably helps that I’m an absolute sucker for really good desert environments, but everything else is solid, too. I can’t…

I mean...

Good sirs and madams! Might I present for your consideration as a massively underrated but utterly fantastic game: Yoku’s Island Express?

Hoh-leee-shhhhyiiit, I haven’t heard this song in forever. It came out right before my High School graduation and you best believe this got played on the speakers. I just had a sudden rush of nostalgia and intense second-hand embarrassment at my past self’s choice of hair and makeup. Ugh.