It seems to me that Miramax’s decision to scrub him from the poster was a bit shortsighted? I feel like Neil Gaiman’s name would have drawn a slightly larger crowd. Or am I just... vastly overestimating his popularity at the time, considering my rosy-tinted fan-glasses.

No joke, my exact first thought was “These would make for amazing cosplay outfits.”

I mean... didn’t you hear the thought process though? It was... “whatever.”

Here you go:

*shudder* Responsibility. It’s the exact reason why I don’t play a healer. Like, there’s pretending I know what I’m doing when I play DRK, and then there’s actually legitimately having to know what I’m doing and... I’m not about that life. And to have to know what you’re doing and show people how to do one of the most…

Same. I mean, that point might feel good in the moment and the looks on their faces when they first meet you would be pretty choice. But then would come the sugar in the gas tanks and the burning crosses on the lawn and it wouldn’t be so thrilling anymore.

To this day just the mention of Phantom Menace brings back an instant recollection of the music for the climax battle and it remains one of the best pieces of music in any movie, in my clearly biased opinion. And I flat out didn’t like the movie, but I’ll be damned if that scene wasn’t hella good and made even better…

All Karl Urbans are #1 in my heart (but real talk, Dredd is #1).

But if he was murdered in his cell, then he didn’t commit suicide. They did their job!

As a huge fan of the utter pimp that is Cousin It, I vaguely approve of the last 20 seconds of the trailer. For the rest of the trailer and the implied entirety of the movie? I guess I’ll watch it on Netflix.

Oh man, I hadn’t seen this until now. This is pure gold.

Dang, I feel bad that Betty White had to get dragged into this, but... where’s the lie?

Oh man, that one of the faerie (?) sitting on the edge of the cliff is absolutely boss. Art so fine I’d hang it on my wall.

I had to scroll back up and do a double-take to make sure I wasn’t on a Clickhole article or something. This... this shit is real...? It must be nice to not have any real problems in life.

One of my favorite streetfoods is grasshoppers fried in a wok with salt, chili powder, and lime. I’d be pleased as punch if I could get that every day.

Allow me to answer a few of your questions. While I do not hunt myself, my grandpa and uncles on my mom’s side to and they regularly share the meat with us.

It’s highly unlikely that it’s fear-mongering from “Big Tobacco,” since the vast majority of vaping products, such as the vapes themselves like Juul and Blu, are produced by companies owned by shells of “Big Tobacco” or are partially owned through investment. They wouldn’t want to harm the sales of their own products.

Well, I’d intended to buy it on Steam for that instant gratification, but I guess I’ll get it on Epic? Or wait for the console version. I’m not picky. I just want my stupidly adorable squish pets to start a farming empire, I’m not asking for much.

Yes, my contrarian disposition immediately demanded that I buy this book and do a crappy Google translation version. I won’t do it because I’m lazy, but I did think about it for a moment.

Oh yes! Those little 3D model ones that look like they’re either made with plastic figures or clay? *chef kiss* Fabulous. I also really like the cards that form a panoramic scene when you put them together.