It’s not pornography if it’s fine art! Be sure to tell your bosses that!

Is it a hard ban that’s actually programmed into the game? I absolutely hated that about Tales of Zestiria. The game wouldn’t even let you take screenshots except in a single random-ass solo dungeon. It was my very first Tales game, so it left a very bad impression on me, being the screenshot addict that I am, so I…

Being only vaguely familiar with the concept of ISOs and fan translations, is there more context for this? Was this someone else’s work they fraudulently released under a more well-known person’s name just for exposure? Or was it someone misusing that person’s work altogether?

No joke. One glance at the covers and you immediately knew it was an R.L. Stine book and that you were in for a good time. I think half of what made the books (whether they be Goosebumps or Fear Street) so interesting was the cover art. The Monster Blood books, Barking Ghost, Welcome to Dead House and The Stepsister…

That’s a huge waste of cell material. Just throw them directly in.

Oh man, it’s been a year and my parents’ neighborhood still has posts about the time a bobcat was spotted drinking out of someone’s pool. “How did it get here?!” “Is it someone’s escaped exotic pet?!”

No, you can’t do that! You’d have horrible tennis-elbow by the time you’re done. Tone it down a bit.

Well, technically you didn’t build the train lines. It was the people that were subjugated that built them. Tomato, tomato.

Or! Executives can stop paying themselves $15 million or more per year.

I still have mine and my Rumor Touch. I didn’t know if my Razor still worked until this exact moment and I plugged it in (it works), but I still use my Rumor Touch for an alarm clock and an emergency phone. Lordy, I miss the days of slide-out keyboards.

I’ll do YOU one better! WHERETOFORE is Clueless Hero?!

My god, same! I had a moment of thinking “Wait, that came out? How’d I miss it?” and then a sudden, startling realization that not only did I play it, but I plunked 68 hours into it and platinumed the damn thing.

Agreed. I had to scroll up to make sure I was on a legitimate article and not the Onion or something when I came to his name.

Definitely going to make use of this. I collect pins like a magpie and I’ve lost a few to the whole snag problem. Thanks for the tip!

Definitely going to make use of this. I collect pins like a magpie and I’ve lost a few to the whole snag problem.…

Who knew the name was so common?

Well, considering there are multiple teams within Capcom and RE7 was developed simultaneously as the REmakes...

S-Salma Hayek? Salma Hayek?!

I did the same thing by claiming that “damn” and “hell” were in the Bible so it was okay to use them. Didn’t protect me from an ass whuppin’ either.

Son shaming? Hell, this is child shaming period. I’d like to think I’d do the same thing in the same situation, but I really doing know (before even taking into account my total lack of physical fitness). That’s true love right there. That whole family is lucky to have each other. I’m glad he and his mom were safe.

Oh, well that’s hopeful, at least. Not a definitive promise, but better than nothing!